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The girls have spoken
Ooooooh....
What she gonna do with that?
Not even quarter...
Sometimes...
Ha ha ha
Surprise
Photo Time
Trump as a child
You should go gay
Her big ass
She's choosey
Twisted sisters
She's right
Your sister
Never date a girl with a 10" strap on
Merry Christmas
Always makes her laugh
Your wife
They Do Indeed
Pull em up
Put these on, sissy
Surprise
She can't fake it
Bitch, Please
They're not impressed
Her bucket list
I was born this way
On the bright side...
We Love it
So Tiny
True dat
Mental note: stay away from mankini's
The idea amuses her
Any chance of sex tonight just went to zero
You're Bananas
It's not me, it's YOU...
Only real men need apply
Pass her the extra small tape measure
Only good for laughing at
Small dicks suck
Muscle Woman Nails it
That's easy to swallow
What she told her friends
Her priorities
Her friend's needed convincing
Won't touch that
Laugh
You Must Be Kidding...
The girls do love to share
The girls at work need to know too...
This is why small dicks cause lung cancer...
Women just aren't gonna take it anymore
Seen in the local Doctor's waiting room near you...
Not for you
Nevermind
Itty Bitty Liddle Clitty
She's such a tease
She sees all...
Those old trashy novel covers are the best