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Know your role and do it!
I love sucking cock
your just laying there ... you cant help it if he cums on you
hello peoples scrolling new... this is me going wild ?
What my girlfriend doesn't find out about...
Guys are gross
It's all you can think of
you whispering: "Fuck me harder" GF: "What's that, babe?"
Its only a lap dance ...
Girls always tell me I need to get more in touch with my feminine side...
It was the only way I could persuade them to come to the party, so it's not my fault
It's not gay, it's just a party
I'm not gay, he was just a REALLY strong persuader
He already got it out and this is no worse
If I don't know his name then I can't have feelings for him
Just because I'm not gay doesn't mean I can't suck dick if I want to, right?
Don't judge me okay? :)
It's natural to appreciate dominance
It's just another form of therapy
Your GF twisted your arm to suck4her. What could possibly go wrong?
"Gay Stopper"
"Can you believe that those freaks do that on the app?" - Now who's the
Your best man knows you so well
"No, honey, it was just a dull weekend. Oh your brother did stop by..."
Could you imagine if I were gay?
I was just playing the part of the costume
This Totally Straight No-Nut-November party is getting out of hand.
He was a real professional
You look forward to Guy's Trip to Vegas every year
I take orders from strong men, that doesn't mean anything
First I asked for his daughter's hand in marriage, now I'm asking him for so much
Probably just a phase
Throat is filled with thick cock, but I know the rules
What the bride-to-be don't know, won't hurt her
She's passionate about it
I'm not gay but I'm happy to help friends out
I'm not gay if he's the one sucking... it's my turn, though
Please don't make me moan, it will make it harder to deny!
Cock Hobbyist
it all starts with a google (with sound)
You know you want to...
I'm just helping a friend out. Nothing gay about it
The magic of the internet
You can't judge me off one random encounter
You knew you were more attracted to men. She just gave you a little push.
??Me. Totally Straight !! Its all on those nasty perverted Older Daddies?
One day you’re a stereotypical, pussy loving ‘straight’ guy. Then, before you
We both know you’ve always wanted to be spread open by another man…
Guys will fuck anything if they're drunk and horny enough
just perfect
It's the only solution when a GOONER is GOONING right in your face.
it's not gay right?
it's a good feeling tho
BFF