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Talesfromadultstores

My kind of football
If you ever wondered what the Hulk would look like with a porn star face, wonder
Peek-A-Boo Has Changed
4 out of 5 Doctors Agree!
Sometimes, in the heat of the moment...
Transphobic Card Reader
We've all had that roommate
On the topic of dragon penises...
Hey, aren't you that guy from that show?
This is my super chill cat Rory. Here's here to tell you that I have some exciting
He's My (Ex?)Boyfriend
I put a bubble wand in the display case a few weeks ago, and nobody has pointed it
My store's stock is so low that we started a tally
I still remember the first time I opened a shipment and had the phrase "fuck
LPT: Adult retail is not Wal-Mart, we're expensive! Cheapskate customers are the
My store finally got shipments, so the tally is over!
The store next door got robbed, so my mom offered some advice
I'm not sure if the problem is with my hotel's internet or with imgur, but this is
When you finally get a shipment, but its 42 blow up sheep, and you still have to
We gave up on the tally a couple weeks ago, and this was the final result.
We gave up on the tally a couple weeks ago. This was the final result.
Today is my last day at the failing company. Here's the vibrator section in all its
Its my last day at the failing company. Here's the vibrator section in all of its
A customer just gave me a clump of cinnamon and honey, after showing off how his
A customer just gave me a clump of cinnamon and honey, after showing off how his
I found a real dickbutt while ordering a shipment
Sometimes the cards tell a story
Porn Parody #1: Penetrator 2
2000 was a much simpler year
Customers are a special breed.
Erx-Men
We have a little something for everyone...
Thought you guys would appreciate my xmas sign for the male masturbators.
Presented without comment
I hope you don’t mind big breast «F»
TFW I took the StoreErotica survey they emailed 3 months ago because I was bored
Proud of my workplace: first day back open and our state isn't requiring customers
We opened back up today and I came in to this sign from my coworker.
Would you cum for me? ??? sc : axewide
hmu?on?snap?belviderelady87
Lets take it to before the place that we ignore snap viennasugar2
kiss my lips and go up to my mouth
I am about to sleep, would you join me?