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Thedadnextdoor

Welcome - I’ve just visited r/TheMomNextDoor and know we are gonna have lots of
Forgive me, I don’t have humps for you today. Maybe a hump of a different kind?
What's Going On in the Neighborhood Today?
Just moved in and haven't unpacked my clothes yet!
Practicing my stroke on the golf course!
[contest] - Mind if I Borrow the Spotlight?
It’s a chucks kind of day in the hood.
Calling it a night on this mildish Monday.
Hoping a Late Night in the Neighborhood Becomes a Late Morning...
After a long day I just want a hot shower, a cold beer, and you ?
Slipping out of something more comfortable...I suggest you do the same
I’m warmed up and ready for you
Sweatpants season is upon us...unless you’re in the Southern Hemisphere
It’s Feelgood Friday, can you feel it?
I'm plaid to be in this neighborhood
Let me shower you with all my attention
I didn’t want to miss a special person’s cake day! Here’s to you...I hope it
A new challenger arrives ?
Negative space
Come and wake me up with soft kisses.
Since I am new to the neighborhood, I am thankful for sexy neighbors. What are you
Hump day feels
Is it Friday yet? No? Have some F3 a few days early then. Patience is not a strong
Rise and shine. Let's skip work today and we can unwrap your present early. ?
Hope you enjoy my hump this Wednesday
New to the neighborhood ??
Splish splash I was taking a bath...
Can you hand me my towel?
Let's spend Monday here
I couldn’t decide between the red or blue pill so I took both
Just feeling good tonight.
Just finished shoveling the neighborhood. Body aches. Hot shower should be a nice
Tie (me up) Tuesday? Is that a thing? ?‍♂️??
Hump Day should be "join me in the shower dY"
I feel overdressed ?‍♂️?
You know what Wednesday means!
Just a mild, spring Monday
It's been a lil bit since my last post. Miss me?
A little reflection time is never a bad thing
I know it’s been a while, but I could use some company. ?
I can be patient... But you know, eventually we get together?
Summer is definitely here. Let’s ditch the clothes
Missed the wet T-shirt contest so...
Got the day off.. it’s raining. Come join me on the couch to cuddle... nothing
On the counter?
Let's be couch potatoes today
I saved a seat for you ?
I'm so wet ??
Little on/off for anyone thirsty this Thursday.
Front and back post match
Morning run in the books. Fancy helping with the cooldown, neighbor?
Oh, goodness. Left the shades up again. Let's be honest. I hope the neighbors saw.
What is your neighbor always doing in his kitchen? Why don't you come borrow a cup
Getting a little more comfortable [46]
Climbing the walls in quarantine? I'd rather you climb me [46]