zNSFW

Tinder

Found the perfect girl this morning. Cute, professional and helpful around the house.
The real question is... Who took this picture? (NSFW)
How could I not swipe right?
(NSFW) I guess I'll volunteer...
Planning Ahead
I could eat.
Really? [NSFW]
Good day for moments
My first moment!
[nsfw]One finger, so clean
Or not, as it were.
Now I ain't saying she a golddigger
So It Begins... PLEASE DO NOT ENCOURAGE THIS BEHAVIOR
Pretty happy with the first NSFW moment I've gotten.
No shame in her game (NSFW)
Sunday Moment
First NSFW Moment in a long time!
Huh. [NSFW]
Some people wait a lifetime, for a moment like this (first NSFW moment)
#freethenip
Truly a magical time of the year
She Knows How to Get the Right Swipe
2015 is going to be a great year.
FINALLY I get a good moment (NSFW)
This morning, I bring you win. (NSFW)
My luck it changing! (NSFW)
Friends eat friends out in parks!
Is she for real?!
#Yolo (nsfw)
Things Girls Say
Oh go on then...
Erhm.. #shameless
Swedish girls just acting casual crazy. Not sure if NSFW..
[NSFW] didn't see this coming
Obviously the standard 6 photos wasn't enough for her [NSFW]
I...don't...even...know...[NSFW]
Looks legit
Oh....ok.
Uhh.. thank you?
Sharing her most intimate moments... [NSFW]
Nothing but Nikes.
Nice like that
That's so Raven
Well, about time for me to be hitting the ol' dusty trail...
(NSFW) #toolit
Well this is a first
Taste the rainbow.
"I am the classy type."
She seems like a nice girl
Never in my life have I Super Liked so hard.
I think this is very funny!
This is the best response I've ever had on here
Your shirtless pic is douchey and tasteless
I don't know if this is okay for this sub but whatever... My friend sends me screenshots
She unmatched me shortly thereafter...
Straight up killing it