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Every time I masturbate (NSFW)
A long rage novel about [m]y first experience with a man, that I thought some of
CounterStrike, blowjobs and a smartass (maybe nsfw)
After watching instructional video of "How to Squirt", the boytoy and I
...and I am never going back. They'll have to cut me out! [NSFW]-ish.
You can say I get super horny before my period.
Googled "cute birth control cases" and found this [NSFW]
My married sex life, expressed through a Venn diagram and set theory. [NSFW text]
HIFW I click on a NSFW link and it's not really NSFW
MFW I'm PMSing, stuffed to the brim with junk food, and just stumbled upon a NSFW
So.. I just pulled this out of my vagina.. WTF is it??? NSFW probably
MRW my friend says my latest (really hot) hookup only happened because he was wasted
HIFW trying to be sexy.
This was my day today.
is my bf gay? he takes pics like this and sends them to his frnz...
It's likely I'll still miss a spot.
When my FWB tells me he doesn't want to date me and that it's ok for me to go do
MRW It's too hot to wear a bra and I'm too lazy to struggle the straps off [NSFW
The lacey thong
YouTube's subtitle fail made me giggle like a 9 year old
MRW I drunkenly try to put a tampon in and I accidentally pinch my labia in the applicator
I'm growing an extra nipple.... on my ass.. (thanks mosquitoes)
So this is love...
Medical advice needed! Fingernail slipped and tore a hole in my vulva. What can I
Go get it! [NSFW, ish]
I'd be a happy card too with a pole up my ass >.>
[NSFW] Found this while researching my last-minute Amy Dunne costume. I HAVE to print
MRW I stumble across my brother's reddit account and see the NSFW subreddits he's
When my husband (who I haven't seen in 10 days) wants to focus on my pleasure! Possibly
[NSFW] So, you liked my las dick monster. Any suggestions?
I gambled and I lost (possibly nsfw)
(NSFW) my snow day has consisted of crying, making green lipstick out of eyeshadows
MRW when I comes across an inexplicably racist photo on an artist model photo site
Women vs Men - I snort laughed when I found this. Probably a little NSFW.
MRW, as a rape victim, when I see the Columbia "Mattress Girl" drag her
Love Poetry, TrollX Style
So my stalker yelled "hey dildo girl, where's your dildo?" Here they are,
Summertime PSA: Be sure to apply sunscreen underneath your boobs! Don't make the
Coconut oil is a fantastic lube.... Slightly NSFW. [TrollsIRL]
I can't be the only one who does this...
This letter to the editor equates women to only being useful for their vagina providing
HIFW I wake up starving at my bf's house, wait 5 hours for him to wake up only to
Which would you lady trolls prefer? The key to your heart or the key to this? (Xpost
Lenny Kravitz's Penis flew away(nsfw)
Thought this would fit here
Ladies understand the pain. [nsfw - cleavage]
My haul of goodies from my first ever Krewe du Vieux Mardi Gras Parade experience...
There is a part of me that wants everyone to change their FB profile pic to this.
MRW a self-proclaimed "feminist" starts posting anti-abortion propaganda
Ladies, this is why I love my man... possibly [NSFW]
My guy sent me a gif, anyone know what it's from? NSFW
Me and my boyfriend just got a puppy together. LOOK AT HIM
[NSFW] I actually turned my meat curtains into shorts so nobody would get confused.
I don't recognize any of these kitties...
Riding home from work with bai.
My best friend lives in Miami and I'm in Detroit. She's having a bad birthday so
Tuck knows what women want [nsfw]
This is how I carry everything now.
When you're on your period so you put a heat pad on your arse? #justgirlythings [NSFW]
Weaponizing my period is one of my favorite hobbies.