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Tomatoscore: ROTTEN
suspiciouslyspecific
I have now tried and failed to get this to even show up in the /new queue of three
Me, a thousand angry comments later: "yikes, good thing I didn't post the second
note to self: know your demographic
i was murdered today. im dead now. ?
FunFact™ - I will sometimes leave a few words off of a comment otherwise in keeping
"cHeCkMaTe, OBAMA ??????"
yipe ?
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I give up
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literally the MINUTE it hit the top of the sub. I know because I was on the toilet
personally I preferred "Expandables 2"
suuuuure wish I wasn't permabanned from r/quityourbullshit, because holy jeez
me, deliberately wording a post's text so as to avoid contractions and hyphenations
therewasanattempt
forty-two words about reddit ?☺️?
placeholder, ignor pls
outstanding move
So guess what sub just quietly removed my post off its /hot and (I assume, based
OH WHAT THE FUCK
obligagory
Right, who had "ABoringDystopia" today? Come collect your prize.
so I guess they weren't finished punishing me ?
a confession
ABoringDystopia
See?
...hooray? (srsly what tf does "based" even mean)
lol, nice
duly noted, you absolute fucking cretins ?‍♂️
it's been like five hours. i don't think he's coming back. shame; i was genuinely
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this is such a true story it makes my teeth hurt
I'm HELPING! ?
I'm HELPING! ?
welp ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
welp ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
forty-two words about EnLiGhTeNeD CeNtRiSm
you guys tricked me ?
Dear Everybody in my Inbox...
"6 comments, sorted by old"
42 words about reddit
42 words about 14 words
the two and only two types of people I meet in my travels through reddit
This got stomped flat the second I tried posting this somewhere else, so here. Fucking
This got stomped flat and the thread filled up with "*sO bRaVe*" comments
cursed_edit
'member how I said the first comment was always a trip?
Ahh, redditors
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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like I said: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
reddit:
called it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
man, I'm gonna use the FUCK outta this
ignore this. this is just because imgur suxx
somebody go fuck with /dontyouknowwhoiam with this
fuck ALL of you
all you had to say was "sez the hentai spammer" but NOOOOOOO, you had to