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It may be pointing downwards, but it's aiming to lift your mood up! ?

I can't come up with a funny title today, sorry ?

Hard times call for hard dicks

I love it when it's shining like this! Would you rather swallow it or sit on it?

I'm just 8 inches, but I was told I am more than enough ?

Rub my lamp and I'll grant you three wishes! ?‍♂️

I always hope this to be the first thing you see in the morning and the last thing

I like it when you like it

I have got the sausage, you've got the buns = let's make a hot dog! ?

Hello, we are looking for a third to join us! ?

Did you know that it costs 0$ to upvote the posts you like?

I broke my tripod last night, so I guess I'll become the tripod now!

Don't forget to drink! It's going to be particularly hot today! ?

Thank you for always cheering me up! Now, let me cheer you up ?

My favourite time of the day

If you're happy and you know it I'll clap your cheeks ??

Did you miss me?

NNN is over, do you know what that means?

Do you like getting up early in the morning too?

I'm a rocket man with a rocket dong ?

Let's save some water and shower together today, shall we?

Greetings from my morning wood

Is it too late for a pajama party with no pajamas?

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