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His first blowjob. [blowjob] [facial] [wholesome]
She always knew just what to get him. [FFM]
Hallowe'en is my favourite holiday! [blowjob]
Be nice to your sisters - you'll appreciate it when she brings hot friends over.
Kira was a supportive, loving girlfriend. [FFM]
Good roommates know to give you some space when your SO comes over. GREAT roommates,
How would you like to ask a rhetorical question? [implied threesome]
There's always another way... [implied FFM]
Rules are rules, after all. [implied]
Remember to pay attention to each other's needs and your relationship will survive.
If only there were a way of making sure we wore them again... [implied] [schoolgirls]
Business before pleasure. [secretary] [foreplay]
I can't fault her logic. [naked] [humour]
She was generous...within limits. [implied threesome] [group] [nude]
Ever had one of those moments where you were struck by sudden clarity? [blowjob]
Only you can help! [implied blowjob] [implied group]
I don't actually know the difference. [implied sex] [Fourth of July]
There's always a proper etiquette to follow. [blowjob] [FFM]
Weddings are so romantic. [wholesome] [implied]
Sometimes our hormones want what our brains don't. [sex] [implied impreg]
Her logic was impeccable. [naked] [humour] [implied exhibitionism] [implied group]
She wasn't saying no... [employee] [implied]
When you've got nothing to lose, shoot for the moon. [implied threesome] [naked]
It's all in how you say it. [implied sex] [exhibitionism] [naked]
Decide quickly! [naked] [implied anal] [implied sex]
Things were getting bad. [naked] [group] [implied] [humour]
...Before tonight, I mean? [implied foursome] [truth or dare]
Seduction is 90% confidence and 10% planning. [schoolgirl] [naked] [embarrassed]
There's always a catch. [schoolgirls] [facials] [naked]
A little competition is a GOOD thing. [implied FFM] [implied blowjob] [bet]
Inhibitions drop in the heat. [naked] [group] [implied threesome]
Being frank is sexy. [sub] [collar] [wholesome]
Doctor's orders. [implied] [hallowe'en]
Hallowe'en lets you do crazy things without being recognized...if you do it right.
The good kind of talk. [naked] [implied anal]
Fun is about to begin
A competitive interview. [office] [blowjob] [group] [facial]
A historical reenactment. [flashing] [group] [cosplay] [implied] [thanksgiving]
The beginning of a tradition. [implied FFM] [group] [naked]
It's not how much you spend, it's the thought that counts. [implied threesome] [naked]
She was just warming up! [facial] [naked] [implied anal]
Get off Reddit and call your mother. [MF sex] [humour] [christmas]
Sexual science fiction. [cum] [MF sex]
She has a point. [MF sex]
Not every strategy works for every person. [humour] [facial]
And still the reigning champion! [facial] [implied contest]
Crossing off your bucket list on vacation. [naked] [implied sex]
Love lets you do anything. [naked] [implied] [wholesome]
Who's up for a pool party? [naked] [group] [implied sex]
When she knows you too well. [handjob] [implied MF sex]
At the end of the day, be grateful for having the chance to be with someone you love
When your friends think you'd make a cute couple. [flirting]
Being flexible is important in a relationship. [naked] [implied]
Making a long story short. [naked] [group] [implied threesome]
The royal command. [naked] [implied] [fantasy]
Some people just don't like roleplaying. [naked] [schoolgirl] [mild femdom]
Oh no! There's only one bed! Whatever shall we do? [employee] [implied]
I do so love helping people out! [implied blowjob]
Size matters a lot more to men than it does to women. [blowjob] [wholesome]
Who votes to put her in charge? [naked] [implied]