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My Penis Got Hard
Long BABA (DD inside NSFW)
Any Straya cunts here? We don't have access to Robinhood but I can still be an autist
(Spoiler) Water bottle left in a scene of GoT finale - Invest in H20
Yep...
cumback
Found this. Thought you autists might enjoy.
I am ready to join the 1%
RIP /u/analfarmer2
Today’s market ..
Today is GUHnna be a good day
Funding Secured.
Let's use quarantine easing to put out the fires!
Whale Sized Boner
When you wake up and all the little graphs things are green again
Anyone holding $EWI and $SPY puts over the weekend
Big enough to finally make it past the automods?
Robinhood
Gay Morning to you too
idc if robinhood crashes I've got puts ??
Window shopping for when I sell my puts.
Friday 358 pm yolo. Thanks wsb
I'm not fucking dancing
I'll see y'all at the f**kin moon ??
If it ain't 2 circuit breakers on Monday I don't want it ???
Mondays sure is gonna suck for a lot of people...
The Great Dead Cat Bounce of 2020
My feelings as a ??
My puts are dying but at least ToS is cheering me up. 5/1 SPY $210
Robinhood really be preventing suicides by inducing heart attacks
Here ya go ya filthy animals
Tomorrow will be a bear day.
Sold all yesterday. Missed out on $26k+ big oof
The best trade I’ve ever made.. so far
Got fisted by the mouse.
Just a little pre market shopping
Hope this cheers you guys up a bit today
Which one of you retarded kings did this
Sorry ladies, this is what happens when you marry a WSB King ?
Fellas, should I do this to my girlfriend if I ever turn a profit from trading?
Ftfy
Palantir's next leg up (DD)
Incoming Shitpost
Bear market confirmed
GME - Power to the players (of gme stonk)
Thanks guys. I saw it spiked and sold at 45% profit
The green dildo of my dreams ? coulda made much more, but I ?? my 50-60 0dte when
GME PREMARKET $105 FROM EU TARD BROKER ???
WSB this friday on the way to ??
WSB in the ?? this friday
Don't mess with the little guy
This aged well