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Ta(m)er after shower pic. Now ex GF said I was ugly and out of shape... Uhhuh? Your
G(f) said it was hurting so I had to pull out and cum.
It's dark, it's grainy, it's out of focus, but here's a picture of me proposing to
During this whole conversation Vilja was glitching out of control. First, she lost
Girlfriend said it was small and peaced out.. Opinions? (PM me please!)
To the jerk puffing away on his stinky e-cig vaping pen in the middle of a restaurant
Your wife was awesome! She came over, started taking her tits out and said..
I got this picture today ... she wants to meet tonight. (M)y requirement for that
It's late and you're worried because your girlfriend said she'd be home early from
Let's be real. Denver was founded when a bunch of settlers already worn out after
(M) like I said it's never no hard feelings I thought it was spam @ 1rst until you
I met a guy who was nice. He took me out for a meal and said he had s present for
I won an all expense paid vacation! They said I wouldn't have to worry about anything!
My sexy girl said she was only popping out and I got this....
I was a big, chubby, effeminate, bisexual beta male. I always wished I could fit
Daddy ate me out and gave me two Michelin stars. He said I could have gotten a third,
Mommy Emily Hampshire said it was OK to fuck her pussy as long as you wear a condom
The sign said "Emma's Magical Clothing Emporium." I stepped inside and