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Wife said that my tummy was bumming her out, and impacted certain sex positions,

After I showed her how wet she was she said "wait!" and ran out and grabbed

yesterday was my birthday. she sent me this and said, "we can go out to dinner

I thought it was really hot to send my dick pic to a girl. We talked for quite a

38 y/o mil[f] has to put in a lot of glute work and was asked what I work out in.

The model I hired to do a sexy photoshoot backed out because it was "too revealing"

I was going to title this one "black hole" but I didn't want to confuse

(OC) My master locked me in a kennel last night, and said he wouldn't let me out

So my husband is at work and I had to leave early to run errands. My "house

I honestly don't even comprehend how babies come out of here. If you were an alien

Wife said her top was too see through for a night out, I said it was just perfect

(M) str8 outta the shower softie. And like i said i don't havr the biggest dick in

"Using just your bodies," I said, "spell out the word 'fucking'"...

You don't like the fact that your Mom was hanging out with her younger co-worker,

(M) And remember. You broke up wit me and kicked me out for no reason said I was

I cheated, and then came home, and my boyfriend was horny but I said I wasn't in

You even might have been able to find some excuse for the noises coming out of her

When I found out my soon-to-be wife was pregnant with another man's child, I called

(m) And if you on here and was pose to be my bro and didn't tell me, well goes to

I bet your wondering how I ended up here. Last week I was a dude. My gf came out

I’m a waiter, and this rich bitch was so rude. She’s undeserving of her life

[F24 / 5'2" / 150 lbs] Long story short, went to bar, guy striking out with

I was telling my ex how id love to suck the soul out of him, and he said I suck everything

All my friends were meeting up for a night out, but I’m stuck at home grounded

"I think he is checking me out" I said to myself as i was wandering around

Real mom posting here again. Moved houses with my son and you can say that things

I was on my way to school like any day when suddenly i passed out. I started to come

GIF She laughed at my predicament. Having WRUNG my cock in her pussy-vice for so

I was out for lunch with an attractive and strictly platonic work colleague of mine,

Fleshlight - He said he was going to fuck his pussy hard and deep that night. She

Got some new friends when i was out today, the said they wanted to come home with

[FUNNY] When I was in the 2nd Grade, I walked up to my teacher while she was monitoring

My wife was acting really weird tonight. She insisted we go out on a Tuesday, even

He told the guy on Grindr that he wasn’t ready to try anything with a guy yet.

You could tell I was bored by your conversation, so you said you had a way to make

Wearing this to vote, an old man volunteering asked me if I was there to vote very

My mom came home early one day and caught me crossdressing in her clothes. I was

My mom's car has been in the shop few days now and she needed a ride to the store

Mom used her ownership of the diner to find out how beta I was. She said she needed

You had taken me to a salon, you said it was a joke and I did owe you something for

As I left Dunkin Donuts with my box of donuts, a dad was in front of me with his

I was supposed to get out two days ago. She said she didn’t need a cock and left

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