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Confucious say: woman who fly upside down in airplane have big crack up.

Confucious say: eplileptic woman who give blow-job may bite big one.

Confucious say: man who kiss girl's behind, get crack in face.

Confucious say: fool man climb tree to get cherries; wise man spread limbs.

Confucious say: woman who bathe in vinegar have sour puss.

Confucious say: man who suck nipples make clean breast of things.

Confucious say: man who kiss girl's behind, get crack in face.

Confucious say: man with head up ass have shitty outlook on life.

Confucious say: seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.

Confucious say: Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best.

Confucious say: man who lay girl on hill, not on level.

Confucious say: a smart man knows on which side his broad is better.

Confucious say: man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new key.

Confucious say: man who kicked in testicles get left holding bag.

Confucious say: man who kiss girl's behind, get crack in face.

Confucious say: fool man climb tree to get cherries; wise man spread limbs.

Confucious say: man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

Confucious say: man and mouse the same, both end up in pussy.

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