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Confucious say: seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.
Confucious say: man who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than pullet.
Confucious say: man who kicked in testicles get left holding bag.
Confucious say: squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.
Confucious say: woman who put man in dog house find him in cat house.
Confucious say: man who streak unsuited for work.
Confucious say: woman who bathe in vinegar have sour puss.
Confucious say: woman who put man in dog house find him in cat house.
Confucious say: seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.
Confucious say: man who kicked in testicles get left holding bag.
Confucious say: woman who slide down bannister make monkey shine.
Confucious say: woman's virginity like balloon, one prick and all gone.
Confucious say: woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.
Confucious say: squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.
Confucious say: woman who bathe in vinegar have sour puss.
Confucious say: woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot very unsanitary.
Confucious say: man who lay girl on hill, not on level.
Confucious say: man who beat off in car have hot rod.
Confucious say: man who streak unsuited for work.
Confucious say: a smart man knows on which side his broad is better.
Confucious say: a smart man knows on which side his broad is better.
Confucious say: squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.
Confucious say: modern house without toilet uncanny.
Confucious say: man who kicked in testicles get left holding bag.
Confucious say: man who sleep in road wake up with run-down feeling.
Confucious say: man who sleep in road wake up with run-down feeling.
Confucious say: man who kiss girl's behind, get crack in face.
Confucious say: passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
Confucious say: man who beat off in car have hot rod.
Confucious say: woman who ride bicycle peddle ass around town.
Confucious say: passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
Confucious say: seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.
Confucious say: woman who bathe in vinegar have sour puss.
Confucious say: squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.
Confucious say: man who live in glass house should bathe in the basement.
Confucious say: man who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than pullet.
Confucious say: woman who ride bicycle peddle ass around town.
Confucious say: passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
Confucious say: woman who ride bicycle peddle ass around town.
Confucious say: woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.
Confucious say: squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.
Confucious say: seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.
Confucious say: woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.
Confucious say: man who live in glass house should bathe in the basement.
Confucious say: man who live in glass house should bathe in the basement.
Confucious say: man who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than pullet.
Confucious say: man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead.
Confucious say: man who live in glass house should bathe in the basement.
Confucious say: man who kicked in testicles get left holding bag.
Confucious say: man who live in glass house should bathe in the basement.
Confucious say: man who suck nipples make clean breast of things.
Confucious say: man who sleep in road wake up with run-down feeling.
Confucious say: man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead.
Confucious say: woman who fly upside down in airplane have big crack up.
Confucious say: boy who play with himself pulls boner.
Confucious say: passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
Confucious say: man who beat off in car have hot rod.
Confucious say: man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Confucious say: woman who ride bicycle peddle ass around town.
Confucious say: a smart man knows on which side his broad is better.

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