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Paraphrase

To paraphrase Monty Hall, "What's it going to be? Whore No. 1? Whore No. 2?

boy(f)riend admitted to having a folder of "hotter" (paraphrasing) girls,

Mitt Romney paraphrased "Fuck the Planet"

"To paraphrase Churchill..."

To paraphrase Jurassic Park: "stay IN the tall grass"

Paraphrasing Britney, not quite a man, still not a boy (27)

To paraphrase Tommy Pickles, naked is good, naked is [f]ree. Naked is naked!

So[m]eone once said 'Walk softly and swing a big ... kettlebell?' I'm paraphrasing,

"You sell content, here are all of my kinks, I don't pay for content, but can

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