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Asstronaut

ASStroNauT..
Merry Christmas from your [f]avorite asstronaut. <3 you guys
The Asstronaut
I need karma fuel to fly to the moon, fellow Asstronauts!
Make like Chris Had[f]ield and become an asstronaut
The ugly truth behind Moonbase asstronauts!
This is why they call it a moon. (Now who wants to be an asstronaut?)
My asstronaut says hi!