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Dying.hurted

I woke up with my asshole hurting and this dark thing on it!! Am I going to die?

My head hurts, I feel like dried beef jerky, it's snowing out, and I can't find my

[Help Us] Sargasm Seaweed is hurting Caribbean beaches. This turtle died this morning

On the one hand, everything hurts and I'm dieing. On the other hand, I ran 4 miles

Everything hurts and I'm dying, but I lifted weights for an hour. So there's that.

I'm away from home and haven't cum in so long. My dick is actually hurting. I'm dying

It hurts that the only cock I have to put my toes on is this fake one. :( I'm dying

"No! It... It hurts! I don't wanna die! Help me!"

Yes sweaty, you'll probably die alone. If you keep drinking though, you might hurt

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