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LPT: Need a jug to pee in on your camping trip, or just because you're fuckin' lazy?

LPT: In a pinch, a nicely matched lingerie set can double as a bikini

LPT: If you want to x-post my pics to your Tumblr blog, send me a polite PM first.

LPT ladies, Hot Hands in your bra feel amazing!

LPT: Fur farms leave out dumpsters full of perfectly good meat. It even comes pre-skinned!

LPT: If you are in bed with a girl and she shouts "UHH SAY MY NAME," but

LPT: Internet boyfriend asking for nudes?

LPT: Use 3 shells instead of toilet paper

LPT Put Poison Ivy on your penis to make it huge.

LPT: If the blade is stuck in a food processor do not use brute force and bare hands

LPT: Feeling cold and wet in the shower?

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LPT: Take some time to meditate naked when you are exhausted.

LPT: Don't put permanent markers in your back pocket

LPT: Don't have a dog in your DP

LPT: If you are having trouble swallowing large pills, spend some time practicing

LPT: when stopping for a break on a hike, make sure your slave stays properly and

LPT - Picture with your pet can attract a lot of guys

LPT: shower beers are safer with a can...

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LPT Fatty

LPT Don't ever trust a negro dog

LPT: Self-Cannibalize to preserve precious calories!

LPT Also works in cinemas

LPT here ladies. This is how you lay down and tough out a facial that is bigger than

LPT: How to pee with morning wood

LPT: Adult retail is not Wal-Mart, we're expensive! Cheapskate customers are the

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LPT: Delete tourists from your travel photos.

LPT Always air dry your jockstrap to maintain shape and fit.

LPT: Slurp this up this to cure last night's hangover (gif in comments ?)

LPT: Don't give up [gifv]

LPT: Cumdodging makes it worse

LPT: Always make time [f]or snacks while studying

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LPT: While Photoshop can do a lot more, MS Paint can still be used to fix the biggest

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LPT: How to save on outrageous milk prices.

LPT: Walk into the bank like you don't need the money.

LPT: If your resolution ends up not working out, keep in mind you can set more reachable

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LPT: Try and cheer yourself up by tucking your balls between your thighs to make

LPT: many girls get crazy horny during periodtime [f]

LPT: The Space in Your Home Is Limited - Consider Dual Use Furniture

LPT : IKEA has a lowkey great kids section

LPT: If you don't have a dress just wear your boyfriends shirt as Mila demonstrates

LPT: The key to great anal sex is to relax your ssshole and push back against the

LPT: The key to great anal sex is to relax your ssshole and push back against the

LPT: The key to great anal sex is to relax your ssshole and push back against the

LPT: go to zalando.com *tap* Lingerie then browse!

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