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Paternity

Prayer Pleasing Pipsqueak Pony, Please Paternal Phillyphile.
Dolan gets a paternity test.
Perhaps the industry should require paternity tests the way most require drug tests?
No paternity test needed
You call it a 'paternity test'; I call it a 'pop quiz'
We shall reassure you of our paternal love, tell you with gentle yet virile words