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Pessimist

Apparently the front page has a chillingly pessimistic view on the subject...
I'm feeling pretty pessimistic right now. [NSFW]
What does r/penis think? I've always been a little pessimistic... =P
Call me a pessimist but this loos half-full to me.
Some may be pessimistic about small tits, i prefer to say my cups are hal[f] full.
68% Pessimistic
Plans for pessimistic returns
(M) yall make me do this. And i hate to love yall so much i swear ugh but yall are
Pessimists would say her bikinis too small
Your run-of-the-mill, everyday pessimist with a heavy penis.
"I have a negativity jar; I put in a dollar when I have a pessimistic thought.
Pessimists see an empty pool, optimists see a half pipe
Posting this again, for the pessimists ?
Just another dead fucking pessimist s?na.p-blazorwar!