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Protips

Protip: Belts make good makeshift collars for your threesomes
Protip: Always wear sunscreen :(
ProTip: Before shooting your cumload all over her face, be sure to get her off any
Protip Redditors: When buying denim shorts make sure the bottoms edges are frayed!
Protip Reddit: Never use safety scissors to turn jeans into shorts! (2 Pics)
protip: do not drop those.
protip: Reddit is no good for researching tropical diseases
Protip: I'm [F]airly awful at baking. Album in comments
ProTip: Lagoon CTF Strat Guaranteed 6-0 wins
Protip: masks bring the freak out
Protip: don't try to stop a model plane with your hand.
Protip: if you add a bit of goat cheese to your drunk nachos, you will be very happy
Protip: plan out your [v]erification sign to prevent spelling mistakes
ProTip: Get clean before getting dirty
Protip: Marry A Busty Blonde
ProTip: Don't drink Bill Cosby's egg nog
Protip: Eat Her Like That (xpost from /r/tumblr_nsfw_gifs)
Protip: you don't HAVE to look like garbage at Wal-Mart.
Protip: you don't HAVE to look like garbage at Wal-Mart.
Protip, wear sunscreen. [F]
Protip
PROTIP: Don't [f]uck in a forest unless you want lots of bug bites
PROTIP: Maintain a firm grip on the tip.
Protip: almost everyone looks ten times hotter doing this pose (f)
Protip: Post NSFW content so you are guaranteed a ban
PROTIP - This does not work.
PROTIP - This does not work.
Protip: You can just cover your face with a photoediting software
Protip: Senran Kagura Reflexion allows an extra revealing outfit in diorama mode
Protip: You can use a rectangular tile from home depot as a base for suction cup
Protip: Zoom by 125% and its like I'm actually right in front of you. (f)
Protip: when you're in bed get to sleep. I've been conditioned to get horny a[f]
Protip: If you ever see a girl looking at you like this it means she wants to have
Protip: Keep fuckmeat in your sauna if you feel like masturbating
Protip: the symptoms for embarrassment are almost identical to the ones for arousal.
protip: reuse your T syringes to make a diy suction pump to beef up your little dick
Protip: most of the time when someone says this they have a crush on you now. [flirt]
Protip: Rimming helps drain all his cum ?? [F]
Protip: Rimming helps drain all his cum ?? [F]
Protip: zinc and folic acid supplements are available over the counter. [cum]
protip: add a mirror for pose variety [F] [23] [OC] [HQ]
Protip: don't tell her she's a bad actress. [implied bondage]
Protip: want a present that really impresses? Start writing down what they mention
Protip: telling friends about your resolutions can help you keep them. [naked, sorta]
Protip- If there's nothing under the sundress, you can take nude selfies at work
Protip: Save time in the morning by combining tasks
Protip Save time in the morning by combining tasks. Local girl waiting for you on
Protip: your girlfriend is always right. [FFM] [group blowjob]
Protip : If you cum in me in that position, we will have a girl ?
Protip: unless it's your first time this is a pretty scummy thing to do. [anal]

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