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User: mstarrbrannigan

Categories: TalesFromAdultStores

I put a bubble wand in the display case a few weeks ago, and nobody has pointed it

My store's stock is so low that we started a tally

I still remember the first time I opened a shipment and had the phrase "fuck

LPT: Adult retail is not Wal-Mart, we're expensive! Cheapskate customers are the

My store finally got shipments, so the tally is over!

The store next door got robbed, so my mom offered some advice

When you finally get a shipment, but its 42 blow up sheep, and you still have to

We gave up on the tally a couple weeks ago. This was the final result.

Its my last day at the failing company. Here's the vibrator section in all of its

A customer just gave me a clump of cinnamon and honey, after showing off how his

I found a real dickbutt while ordering a shipment

Sometimes the cards tell a story

Porn Parody #1: Penetrator 2

Erx-Men

We have a little something for everyone...

Thought you guys would appreciate my xmas sign for the male masturbators.

Presented without comment

TFW I took the StoreErotica survey they emailed 3 months ago because I was bored

Proud of my workplace: first day back open and our state isn't requiring customers

We opened back up today and I came in to this sign from my coworker.

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