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7000 newtons of force leaving your thighs completely purple

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User: KingMactastic

Categories: BrandNewSentence

The risk of heart attack sounds bad, although id imagine the convulsions would help

Quite the fitting title for (brace yourself) brain-fetish child-molestation fanfiction

Man boobs.

umm wtf

I wisened up and got really good at covering my tracks like a lusty pervert ninja

If I'm going to get gangbanged it's gonna be by mosquitoes

Does this count?

Sometimes I just wanna....

I guess a crayola penis cannot be said to be regularly-shaped.

Pickling cucumbers [NSFW]

Let's plan a food sex weekend. Finally! I can contribute!

Dumpster food [NSFW]

Quenching thirst for anal

Definitely never seen that combination of words.

When you go into the group chat after a few hours.

Sucking Winnie the Pooh's dick

Furry hotpocket porn

Secret world engine

Butt chugging sunlight

Have you ever attached some poo poo to your weener?

"I pulled out the pepper spray and it practically untied itself"

Fap to the Future (NSFW)

Spermies!

Sodomized by the extending ornament

Ugh

Straight-bro-no-homo-fucking DID happen

A bunch of little nonfunctional penises

Learning how to use your, ahem, *hardware* better than a fourth grader

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