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I love thinking of this...

https://i.imgur.com/wo8W9oM.jpg

User: Boehmsnextdoor

Categories: hotpastCaptions

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I hope there's still a few out there...
All her firsts are in the past with other men...all I'm left with is a slutty wife.
Never looked at duct tape the same since this story
Saddlebacking
Always do!
She had a 'wild phase' before she met you
...and her mouth, and pussy, and ass...
More experienced than you think
Expert sucker
If your wife had a tongue ring when you met her, you can't count high enough...
...about 2 inches longer too
When you get her to tell you about her hung ex
The one ex she doesn't mention much...
It was just a phase
He'll always have that memory
She claims she hates cops
She confirmed steroids shrunk most of their balls, though
she plays for the team (daughter/boss)
After seeing her ex in the gym
Doesn't it make you jealous?
You need to up your game
does she look at you that way?
Twice the fun
Always the bridesmaid, never the bride
You just HAD to find them
she was responsible
bio said she hates condoms
misplaced insecurity