There are times you can impress her with your wit, and times you should shut up. Guess which this is? [blowjob] zNSFW

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She was happy to go down on him whenever he asked, but this was getting insulting.

The girls were being so obvious about it that it was laughable. But the bait was

It's important for a husband and wife to both agree, isn't it? [maid] [bi] [interview]

She'd been patient, but she just couldn't wait any longer. [implied] [ultimatum]

It was a vicious cycle. [innocent] [implied] [towel]

It had started out as an infatuation, but it had become the hottest sex of her life.

Maybe he'd ask her out after the session was over. [hypnosis] [flashing]

Yes, it's important to be interested in your partner's hobbies, but there's a limit.

They knew exactly what they were doing... [nude beach] [teasing]

Sports can bring out the pettiness in people. [blowjob] [girlfriend] [lost bet] [superbowl]

My word is my bond. [implied] [friend]

First impressions are important. [implied blowjob]

How I wish girls had talked to me... [flirt] [wholesome]

She liked your looks a little too much... [implied]

It's important to ask for consent! But it's also important to not look a gift horse

The threesome experiment was a success. [FFM]

Tired of waiting for him to make a move? [implied] [wholesome]

Living dangerously. [implied sex] [naked] [exhibitionism]

Trick or treat carries a different meaning when you're older. [blowjob] [naked] [humour]

She was tired of your bragging. [blowjob]

The proof is in the, um, pudding. [facial]

The original form of porn. [implied sex]

Some principles are non-negotiable. [naked] [group] [implied threesome]

Life is about discovering new things about yourself. [blowjob]

The outfit makes the woman. [naked] [humour]

Stop obsessing over your size. Seriously. [naked] [implied blowjob] [wholesome]

Get off Reddit and get some exercise! [MF sex] [humour]

I hope you have a good day! [implied] [wholesome]

Any place if a good place

The early bird gets the worm, but the late riser gets laid. [naked] [implied]