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Vanillacaptions

There are rules to follow, you know. [schoolgirl] [lesbian] [domme]
Tired of waiting for him to propose? Here's a solution! [implied foursome]
Homophones can be confusing. And sexy. [humour] [implied sex]
Lesbians are just like regular people! With a few small exceptions. [lesbian] [threesome]
Your wife was unusually generous. [sex] [wife's friend]
What could have been embarrassing turned out to be exciting. [naked] [implied sex]
Every job has its perks... [maid] [blowjob]
Making a good first impression on her roommate. [flirting, maybe]
Two plane tickets: $900. Upgrading the hotel room: $400. Thank you: priceless. [blowjob]
How thoughtful of her! [naked] [implied MF]
When something doesn't happen often you should slow down and savour it. [FFFM]
No matter how many partners you have, the first time with one is special. [first
Ok, seems to be the only correct answer
Naughty girl. [implied]
She has a bright future in business ahead of her. [implied] [topless]
A persuasive argument. [friend] [facial]
Your wife was close to her sister. [sex] [implied impreg] [FFM]
A good sport pays up. [naked] [implied] [bet]
She never broke the rules. [naked] [humour]
She was eager to win. [blowjob] [schoolgirl]
His ex just didn't know him very well at all. [group] [blowjob]
Some advice for a happy marriage: never go to bed angry. [naked] [implied]
What's a babysitter to do when things don't go the way she expected? [implied]
What her mother doesn't know won't hurt her. [implied]
Do something daring every day. [sex] [exhibitionism]
Her friends gave good advice. [naked] [flirting]
Best friend, professional co-worker, incorrigible joker. [FFM]
Dating the captain of the cheerleader comes with some perks. [cheerleaders] [FFM]
Always start your marriage off on a positive note. [wholesome] [blowjob]
Whenever I get called into the boss' office I always run through reasons why I might
You don't always have to support family. [naked] [implied sex] [revenge]
Open to the idea. [sex] [impreg] [humour]
Maid servicing. [blowjob] [maid]
An implied bargain. [blowjob] [group] [schoolgirls]
Her hobbies were computers, video games and TV...so why did she want to go camping?
A fair objection. [blowjob]
She was trying her best. [swallow] [blowjob] [first time] [innocent]
Just how much is rent worth? [implied threesome+] [group] [naked]
So much for secrets. [flashing] [group] [implied]
Sometimes you just need to hear this. [wholesome] [naked]
Fair's fair. [FFM]
Word spreads almost as fast as their legs. [group] [implied threesome+] [naked]
Man, I have the BEST girlfriend. [schoolgirl] [roleplay] [implied FFM]
A tolerant family...about some things. [blowjob] [humour] [caught]
One person's trash is another person's treasure. [implied blowjob] [size]
Who's hungry? [implied threesome] [naked]
Enter the Spider-girl. I mean, Spider-verse. [parody] [sex]
Boy, she moves fast. [implied FFM] [naked] [babysitter]
Swing state, swinging, what's the difference? [implied lesbian] [implied FFM] [humour]
Sometimes there can be good reasons not to move in with your SO. [implied foursome]
She was a bad influence. [classmate] [MF sex]
How did she know? [smile] [sweet] [confident]
They were shockingly alike. [implied FFM]
Resolutions are a way to push yourself to be better Whats your resolution naked group
Simply the best. [naked] [group] [implied threesome]
You owe your sister for this one. [naked] [implied] [NOT incest]
She was a screamer...and proud of it. [implied MF] [naked]
Friends are nice to have. [naked] [group] [implied threesome]
Deal of the Century! [naked] [group] [implied threesome]
She'll make a fine lawyer! [naked] [public]