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She was a shrewd negotiator. [office] [implied]
Decisions, decisions... [FFM] [choice]
Both girls were excited to be part of the threesome. [implied FFM]
Your ego was a little hurt... but the rest of you was A-OK with this. [blowjob] [annoyed]
Honesty is the best policy! [wholesome]
She'd never had such a forgetful boyfriend before! [implied anal]
Results: better than expected! [wholesome]
She wanted him to notice her. [implied sex]
Cutting through to the heart of the matter. [schoolgirl] [implied sex]
Who likes treats? [implied blowjob]
In a relationship you should always be willing to listen to each other's fantasies.
Don't tell me you've never wondered... [FFM]
It's rude to show up to a party without a gift. [sex]
Facials are awesome but dry cleaning is expensive. [schoolgirl] [blowjob]
Nobody ever reads the flag code anymore, do they? [humour] [Fourth of July]
Summertime is wedding season! [double blowjob]
Mutual friends are the best! [implied sex] [naked] [wholesome]
When you go from 'ruined' to 'epic' in 30 seconds. [naked] [group] [implied FFM]
When you've got a problem, try brainstorming about how you can turn it into a solution.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth. [implied FFM] [flashing]
People really are friendly in the south! [flash] [implied MF sex]
She was all about family. [FFM] [impreg] [sister-in-law]
Remind me to send her mom a nice bouquet on mother's day... [wife] [roleplay] [schoolgirl]
How you know you've done a good job. [FFM] [cum]
She was checking you out, too. [flashing]
She had high expectations, and you met them all. [anal] [wholesome]
The standard rate. [office] [strip] [implied MF]
Don't you just love double entendres? [implied threesome] [hallowe'en]
Supergirl, aka the woman of steel. [parody] [MF sex]
Will this be on the test? [schoolgirl] [teacher] [age-gap] [oral]
When your urges take over. [exhibitionism] [naked] [implied MF sex]
Her standards were high. [bondage]
Ah, to be young! [facial] [implied]
Did you know the average New Years resolution fails by January 10? Come on, you can
Every office has its own atmosphere. Some are more relaxed than others. [FFM]
Gotta play by the rules. [implied cunnilingus] [naked]
She wasn't known for her patience. [blowjob] [implied MF sex]
That last little bit of resistance. [implied lesbian] [implied FFM]
Now you know. [naked] [group]
There's method to her madness. [FFM] [babysitter]
Don't forget your friends who are lonely today. [group] [naked] [implied threesome]
The only size that matters is 'enough'. [cum] [MF sex] [wholesome]
A happy ending. [naked] [group] [implied threesome]
She's not like other girls... [naked] [implied blowjob]
Some people just don't notice new clothes. [naked] [humour]
Can you do that for me?
Surprise compliments are the best kind. [naked]
She did her research. [implied blowjob]
She knew what she wanted. [implied] [mild femdom]
Rules of thumb are made to be broken. [naked] [implied] [age difference]
Be gentle... [naked] [group] [implied lesbian] [implied threesome]
Terms and conditions may apply. [MF sex] [cum] [wife]
It's amazing how much you can say in a single word. [cum] [implied MF sex] [mild
Sometimes you only realize what you had when it's gone. [naked] [implied] [ex] [sub]
It's going to be really hard to rebuild the tourism industry after the pandemic is
You're never too old to play with toys. [group] [implied threesome]
Sometimes it's just that easy. [implied MF]
She's hooked! [naked] [implied cunnilingus]
Everybody has their own way to make work less boring. [naked] [cum]
It's nice to have your SO's family's approval. [implied threesome]