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He got lucky in more than one way. [implied]
Yes, it's important to be interested in your partner's hobbies, but there's a limit.
First impressions are important. [implied blowjob]
Coincidence? I think not. [implied blowjob]
The Scientific Method. [implied]
When your girlfriend isn't jealous. [implied threesome] [girlfriend]
There's lots of strip games out there. Some are better than others. [humour] [implied
The original game meant for sex. [blowjob]
She was excited to show off her newest lingerie. [flashing]
Private health care has to count for something, right? [topless] [implied]
Meeting with your approval. [facial] [confident]
The threesome experiment was a success. [FFM]
Tired of waiting for him to make a move? [implied] [wholesome]
You wouldn't want to come across as inexperienced, right? [friend] [implied blowjob]
Modern problems require modern solutions. [implied anal] [implied FFM] [group] [naked]
That moment when you realize your crush is mutual is the best thing ever. [blowjob]
Important discussions to have before a threesome. [implied FFM] [implied anal]
Life goal: get a girlfriend like this. [implied FFM]
She had a fine career ahead of her as a lawyer. [naked] [implied]
Timing is everything! [blowjob] [implied creampie]
Cancel all your plans! [implied threesome]
How to win a man in 2 easy steps. [anal]
Always leave them satisfied. [naked] [implied MF]
You'll show her a whole new world, all right. [naked] [implied] [hallowe'en]
Finding shared interests is important when you're living with someone. [lesbian]
I hope you feel better soon. [facial] [naked]
Take a minute and realize how lucky you are today. [anal] [naked] [thanksgiving]
It's good to be a gentleman. But not TOO gentle. [naked] [implied]
It's nice to be popular. [cum] [naked] [MF sex]
Math majors make fun girlfriends. [implied MF sex] [implied FFFM] [schoolgirls]
When you're in love, their happiness is yours. [facial] [wholesome]
Skipping the awkward phase. [FFM] [cum]
Many things were studied, just not the things on the test. [classmate] [MF sex]
Look for little ways to keep things fresh and your relationship will last longer.
It's almost impossible to get out of the friend zone. [naked] [facial]
What a brat! [implied MF]
When you find the right partner, you'll know. [FFM]
Who will win? [group] [naked] [implied FFM]
Timing is everything. [MF sex] [implied impregnation] [risky] [humour]
Exercise is good! [implied]
The usual deal. [schoolgirl] [naked] [implied threesome] [reluctant]
Her birthday is coming up, hint hint. [naked] [implied]
She wanted you desperately. [implied]
How thoughtful. [naked] [implied]
Wanna bet? [implied blowjob] [bet]
One person's trash is another's treasure. [cum] [naked]
The best part. [MF sex] [implied cumshot]
Some guys need a little help to bring out their dominant side. [MF sex]
Wait, what do those two have to do with--ohhh. [naked] [implied cunnilingus]
Hint, hint. [implied sex]
Some jobs are better than others. [office] [implied]
Meditation with friends can be fun. [implied cunnilingus]
Some people are more gifted than others. [MF cunnilingus]
Get off Reddit and get some exercise! [MF sex] [humour]
It's hard to stay mad at her. [naked] [implied]
I hope you have a good day! [implied] [wholesome]
Following the rules is good...most of the time. [naked] [implied] [exhibitionism]
Any place if a good place
An underrated feature. [implied blowjob]
The older I get, the more this seems like a great day. [implied]