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I'm a bit of a slow learner; I often need to be taught two or three times before
It's healthy to have a little competition now and then.
That's a great question... [flirt] [wholesome]
So much for getting dressed... [implied]
They knew exactly what they were doing... [nude beach] [teasing]
My word is my bond. [implied] [friend]
How I wish girls had talked to me... [flirt] [wholesome]
She liked your looks a little too much... [implied]
It's become a game at this point. [lesbian] [implied sex] [open marriage]
Some things are easier said than done. Others are the opposite. [implied] [exhibitionism]
If God wanted us to be naked, why did He invent lingerie? [wholesome]
Sometimes you hear the words but the meaning doesn't sink in until later. [naked]
People's sex lives reveal a lot about them. [sub] [naked]
Good morning, sunshine! [implied]
She was spellbound by him. [blowjob]
She was thrilled you'd broken up. [anal]
You have just one job to do. [blowjob] [naked] [mild femdom]
Being predictable can be a good thing in a marriage. [FFM]
Wouldn't you love to hear the story? [naked] [group] [implied threesome]
Education today is very different than when I was in school! [teacher] [naked] [implied]
You've got options. [naked] [shower] [implied]
Turnabout is fair play. [MF sex] [mild femdom]
Sharing secrets can be fun! [implied spanking]
Normally I hate camping. [naked] [implied sex]
She was doing both of you a favour. [implied threesome] [implied sex] [naked] [virgin]
Being good with computers pays off. [naked] [implied]
New personal best. [implied sex] [naked]
They loved working together like this - it always got quite the reaction. [group]
Living dangerously. [implied sex] [naked] [exhibitionism]
It was a game of chicken, and neither was willing to back down. [dare] [blowjob]
Make me purr. [naked] [implied] [hallowe'en]
Trick or treat carries a different meaning when you're older. [blowjob] [naked] [humour]
Depression can be hard to overcome. [naked] [friend] [implied]
She was tired of your bragging. [blowjob]
The epilogue to Legend of Zelda that got cut from the game. [parody] [blowjob]
You're hired! [blowjob] [facial] [group]
Sometimes roleplaying an event can help you deal with it. [schoolgirl] [roleplay]
The proof is in the, um, pudding. [facial]
Looking after her squadmates. [blowjob] [group] [cheerleaders]
A thoughtful gift always blows away money. [double blowjob] [christmas] [humour]
Being the only guy in the office can be a drag. CAN be. [blowjob] [group] [office]
In the end, it's the thought that counts. [implied threesome] [naked] [group] [christmas]
The original form of porn. [implied sex]
The highest compliment? [facial]
Some principles are non-negotiable. [naked] [group] [implied threesome]
Cooking together can be surprisingly romantic. [implied blowjob]
Rinse and repeat. [group] [naked] [implied]
My lips are sealed! [naked] [implied]
How sad. [group] [naked] [implied MF anal]
Life is about discovering new things about yourself. [blowjob]
Sometimes it's okay not to make sense. [naked] [implied sex] [revenge]
The outfit makes the woman. [naked] [humour]
Everybody needs some cheering up sometimes. [facial] [girlffriend]
You're a winner! [implied sex]
Sometimes it's good to force your kids to take extracurriculars. [naked] [implied]
A generous soul. [naked] [implied] [not sure how to describe this one]
Better than a lullaby! [naked] [implied sex]
Schoolgirls are so sheltered, aren't they? [schoolgirl] [implied]
Suddenly my schedule is totally free! [naked] [implied]
The early bird gets the worm, but the late riser gets laid. [naked] [implied]

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