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Vanillacaptions

She just needed one itsy, bitsy, teeny tiny favour... [begging] [friend] [implied]
The office was VERY popular with salesmen. [implied blowjob]
Reason #3 why you should buy a king-sized bed. [implied foursome]
Some people just aren't very good at playing games. [humour] [implied]
It's good to have a bossy wife. [wife] [FFM]
Breakups are complicated. [ex] [implied sex]
Apparently you're pretty gifted... [facial]
Some people peak in high school. Others need a little more time. [facial]
Day 7 of quarantine and everyone's starting to get a little bored... [orgy] [contest]
The squad was determined to get a team bus this year. [group] [cheerleaders] [blowjob]
She was overqualified. [babysitter] [implied]
There are times you can impress her with your wit, and times you should shut up.
When rent is as high as it is, you find ways to make it cheaper. [implied foursome]
It's important to surprise your partner now and then to keep things fresh. [group]
How threesomes start... [implied threesome]
It was a team effort. [FFFM] [implied] [naked]
It was her first time with someone your size. [sex] [size]
You make do with what you have. [implied threesome] [group] [naked]
It's literally her job! [cheerleader] [presenting] [implied sex]
Fangirls are the best. [parody] [flashing] [cosplay] [naked] [roleplay] [implied]
She aimed to impress. [blowjob]
Marking her territory. [blowjob] [public] [exhibitionism] [revenge]
What's a harem to do when their master is out? [lesbian] [humour] [group]
Fun in the kitchen [Food] [multiple intercourses]
Some questions have no good answers. [naked] [implied blowjob] [implied swallowing]
God bless athlete's superstitions! [naked] [implied sex]
Admit it: you know what went on behind the scenes at Hogwarts. [naked] [implied blowjob]
It's going to be a long night! [naked] [implied]
She wasn't just willing to indulge you, she was an active participant. [cheerleader]
There's something satisfying about getting messy. [implied sex]
The family toy. [lesbian] [femdom] [maid] [dom/sub] [humour]
Punishment 101: Know your audience. [spanking] [sex] [schoolgirl] [sub] [humour]
People always do best with incentives. [naked] [group] [implied]
You should always communicate clearly what your expectations are... [schoolgirl]
Frenemies are worth having sometimes. [naked] [implied anal]
Sweet dreams! [implied]
You can answer with words or actions. [naked] [implied spanking]
What her mother doesn't know won't hurt her. [blowjob]
What's on YOUR bucket list? [implied public] [naked]
Why would anyone agree to a deal like...oh. [naked] [implied threesome] [classmates]
Confessions can be good for the soul. [wholesome]
You never know when you'll make your fondest memories. [cum]
I know what I want for my birthday! [naked] [implied] [MF]
How do you propose a threesome to your partner? [naked] [group] [implied threesome]
Decisions, decisions... [group] [naked] [implied]
They decided to make their intentions clear. [implied] [group]
What a wedding! [implied] [naked] [group]
If you're going to dress up, be accurate. [naked] [cosplay]
Netflix and Chill can be misleading. [implied threesome] [humour]
When you can only think of one thing. [implied sex]
Tick, tock... [naked] [implied]
There are wedding presents, and then there are wedding presents. [implied lesbian]
They really wanted to play. [implied] [bet]
A bet is a bet. [bet] [implied cunnilingus]
The secret of really great sex: communication. [MF sex]
Was that supposed to be a secret? [naked] [group] [implied threesome]
Things they don't teach you in Starfleet Academy. [facial] [naked] [parody]
Do ya feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya? [implied threesome]
What's the definition of irony? [MF sex] [schoolgirl] [humour]
The best part of dating an art student. [implied blowjob]