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Things they don't teach you in Starfleet Academy. [facial] [naked] [parody]

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He was ashamed that his girlfriend had more experience than him. She wasn't. [blowjob]
He'd shamefully admitted that he was a bit of a quick shot. She suggested a solution.
A gentleman always offers to take the couch... [implied] [invitation] ['sleep']
She just needed one itsy, bitsy, teeny tiny favour... [begging] [friend] [implied]
The office was VERY popular with salesmen. [implied blowjob]
Reason #3 why you should buy a king-sized bed. [implied foursome]
Some people just aren't very good at playing games. [humour] [implied]
It's good to have a bossy wife. [wife] [FFM]
Breakups are complicated. [ex] [implied sex]
Quarantines put a strain on relationships, so put an extra effort into reaching out
I don't think she was playing to win... [lost bet] [implied]
There's a certain bedroom etiquette to follow, guys. [facial]
She was overqualified. [babysitter] [implied]
Fangirls are the best. [parody] [flashing] [cosplay] [naked] [roleplay] [implied]
She aimed to impress. [blowjob]
What's a harem to do when their master is out? [lesbian] [humour] [group]
Admit it: you know what went on behind the scenes at Hogwarts. [naked] [implied blowjob]
The family toy. [lesbian] [femdom] [maid] [dom/sub] [humour]
Frenemies are worth having sometimes. [naked] [implied anal]
Sweet dreams! [implied]
You can answer with words or actions. [naked] [implied spanking]
Why would anyone agree to a deal like...oh. [naked] [implied threesome] [classmates]
Confessions can be good for the soul. [wholesome]
I know what I want for my birthday! [naked] [implied] [MF]
Decisions, decisions... [group] [naked] [implied]
If you're going to dress up, be accurate. [naked] [cosplay]
Netflix and Chill can be misleading. [implied threesome] [humour]
They really wanted to play. [implied] [bet]
A bet is a bet. [bet] [implied cunnilingus]
Do ya feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya? [implied threesome]