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Vanillacaptions

Sometimes a threesome goes badly, and sometimes it goes well. [FFM]
He was a lucky man indeed. [wife] [babysitter]
You should join the book club
Boy, it's a good thing you're attractive because boy, you ain't smart. [blowjob]
I'll add that to the 'positives' column. [flirt] [implied threesome]
As you get older, your tastes change. [wife] [implied]
How do you deal with a nosy roommate? [implied threesome]
Sorry is the hardest word to say. [implied sex]
She had a lot of ideas for when she had a boyfriend. She just needed one first. [implied]
The kind of girls most likely to agree to a threesome are also the most likely to
There's a reason many women love to give blowjobs. [blowjob]
It was her last day as a librarian... [facial]
It was a running joke with them. [implied blowjob]
How could they get their boyfriends interested in exercise? Think, think, think.
It's not an awful pickup line if it works. [implied anal]
Their relationship had its ups and downs. [cunnilingus]
An entrepreneur at heart. [implied] [babysitter]
Willing but not eager. [naked] [implied public]
She knew the Art of the Deal. [blowjob] [humour]
It's important to be clear. [implied FM sex] [implied anal] [implied blowjob]
Always remember to say thank you. [naked] [group] [implied threesome]
First impressions can be deceiving! [naked] [implied lesbian]
The girl's locker room was totally off limits. [naked] [implied sex]
Office affair [boss]
She wanted to treat you. [naked] [group] [implied threesome]
Time for a change. [implied threesome]
High expectations. [naked] [implied sex]
The best costume for trick or treating? That's easy. [implied exhibitionism] [hallowe'en]
Well, you heard the woman. [naked] [implied]
A competition with two winners. [naked] [group] [implied sex]
What are they teaching these days? [schoolgirl] [MF sex] [bondage]
A magical time. [implied foursome] [wedding]
Temptation, thy name is Maya. [naked] [implied anal]
Be nice to your siblings or you might regret it later. [blowjob] [exhibitionism]
Math can be sexy. [naked] [group] [implied]
It's been a hard couple months, hasn't it? [wholesome]
I wonder what you call it? [group] [naked]
Life never goes the way we expect, does it? [FFM] [humour] [virginity]
Not what 'cheer practice' means, but go on. [cheer] [group] [implied blowjob]
Prove it! [naked] [implied]
Behind the scenes in the Ravenclaw girl's dorm... [lesbian] [orgy] [parody]
A good maid is hard to find. [naked] [maid] [implied]
Subverting expectations. [naked] [group] [implied]
True love means wanting to please your partner without demanding anything in return.
An important rule to follow. [facial]
Sports builds character. [naked] [group] [implied threesome] [teammates]
It would be easier on housekeeping, after all... [naked] [implied]
Common sense isn't always true. [MF sex] [virgin]
Threesomes are best when you set out some ground rules. [naked] [group] [implied
A good secretary is worth her weight in gold. [implied MF] [office]
Efficiency is sexy, too. [implied]
"Truth or Dare?" "Truth." [naked] [implied sex]
Hint, hint. [friend] [implied] [wholesome]
Her favourite spot. [implied MF]
So I heard guys like girls who play dumb. [naked] [humour] [don't actually take this
It's one of those things you have to try to understand. [naked] [implied sex] [public]
Ah, psychology majors. So much fun! [classmate] [implied sex]
How to know you're doing well. [MF sex]
Sure, coincidence. [implied MF sex] [virginity]
What an interesting and unrelated fact! [naked] [group] [implied threesome] [risky]