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A cynical blowjob is still a blowjob. [facial] [girlfriend]
First dates can be really stressful! [first date] [implied sex]
You're going to have to bet more often... [facial]
Next time, choose dare... [implied threesome]
The entrepreneurial spirit lives on! [implied stripping]
It's only a bad thing if you don't want it. [implied]
Shoot for the moon! Even if you miss, you'll land in the stars... [implied] [truth
When you get the chance of a lifetime, you rise to the occasion. [facial] [implied
The secret to impressing is to manage expectations. [sex]
It's hard to be annoyed at her. [blowjob]
It wouldn't hurt to send them a gift basket this Christmas... [naked] [implied] [wife]
Who do you turn to when you've got a question about sex? Your friends, of course!
She didn't want to leave a bad impression. [first time] [implied blowjob]
A pool on a hot summer day is worth its weight in gold. [group sex]
Captain Marvel: strong, confident, horny. [parody] [implied] [spreading]
Aim to be the best boyfriend or girlfriend you can be, and your SO will return the
In the porn universe this is how every sleepover ends. [group] [naked]
A party for two. [implied]
She was a good friend, but she had ulterior motives. [implied]
Those first heady days of a relationship are such a rush. [sex] [wholesome]
Keeping your options open. [implied]
Don't be shy. [naked] [skinnydipping]
When Mary Poppins becomes a pickup line. [implied blowjob]
Your wife's sister needed lessons. [blowjob] [threesome]
It was like a light bulb went off in her head. [schoolgirl] [sex]
Shy but certain. [implied sex] [first time]
Your wife thought of everything. [implied sex] [naked]
Sometimes it's fun to see your SO go completely nuts. [implied FFM] [group] [naked]
Your girlfriend was into head games. [cheerleaders] [implied FFM] [implied sex] [naked]
She was ready, all right. [virgin] [naked] [implied sex]
Don't leave me just yet... [naked] [implied] [wholesome]
It's going to be a hard week. Not a bad one, though. [exhibitionism] [naked] [group]
Luckily, she wasn't wearing pants, so they couldn't catch on fire. [naked] [implied
You're a bad influence... [naked] [facial]
How to get your boyfriend to come over. [naked] [mast] [implied blowjob]
The right dom is hard to find. [implied spanking]
You were the only one she could call... [naked] [bondage] [implied blowjob]
When your girlfriend has a high sex drive. [cum] [naked] [implied MF sex] [piercings]
Women don't owe anything for dinner! But it never hurts to impress. [implied blowjob]
Being a girl scout leader can be rewarding...for your boyfriend. [implied MF sex]
Forgetful much? [naked] [implied blowjob] [implied swallow]
It's hard to find good help. [blowjob] [threesome] [babysitter]
How to deal with an insecure boyfriend? [anal] [humour] [don't do this at home, kids]
A difficult task, but also a rewarding one. [implied threesome]
Your big sister's sleepovers were the highlight of your youth. [naked] [group] [implied
The oldest magic of all. [naked] [fantasy]
The kind of girl you bring home to your mother. [naked] [implied]
I'd be out the door in a flash... [naked] [group] [implied]
Just how far did they have to go before it sunk in? [implied threesome]
You can tell how someone was brought up by their manners. [facial] [sub]
An important message. [wholesome] [implied MF]
The beginning of something beautiful. [implied FFM] [group] [naked]
Want to play a game? [implied] [sub]
Being a good girl can be hard. [maid] [naked] [sub] [implied]
Life goals. [naked] [implied sex] [wholesome]
Yes, guys, this is exactly what happens at sleepovers. Really. Would I lie to you?
Try everything at least once. [implied]
Darn it, there you go making promises again... [naked] [group] [implied sex]
What's on your bucket list? [implied public]
Nothing to prove. [naked]