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The diet just wasn't working...time for a new strategy. [girlfriend] [implied sex]
A friendly reminder to erase your browser's history (or not). [implied] [babysitter]
It's nice to get a compliment now and then. [flirt]
It's good to give back to the community! [FFFM] [blowjob]
As forms of birth control go, it could have been better. [exhibitionism] [sex]
Ms. Marvel was in space for a LONG time. [parody] [implied]
Choices, choices... [implied group]
His wife couldn't keep a secret (and he was fine with it). [implied FFM]
She needed to hear him say it. [nude] [implied]
Fair is fair! [cunnilingus] [implied blowjob]
She could be maddeningly literal at times. [implied blowjob]
Protip: most of the time when someone says this they have a crush on you now. [flirt]
Our closest friends are the ones we trust AND share our interests. [implied lesbian,
His heart was broken, and he just wouldn't shut up about it. [friend] [implied]
Cheerleaders are good at warm-ups! [blowjob] [cheerleader]
How to make your boyfriend's birthday memorable. [blowjob] [facial] [group]
Ever been so absorbed in a good book you didn't notice people around you? [implied
She was fine with a threesome under one condition. [FFM]
Tit for tat, as it were. [schoolgirl] [flash] [implied]
She had firm morals and firmer buttcheeks. [implied anal]
She wasn't lying. [implied blowjob] [humour]
She didn't accept bullshit from her subordinates. [sex] [boss]
Dress to impress. [implied FFM]
A willing captive. [bondage] [implied] [mild femdom]
What an unusual name. Where does it come from? [cosplay] [implied blowjob]
Being as clear as possible. [sex] [implied rough] [mild femdom]
Competitive much? [naked] [implied MF]
Schoolgirls are meant to learn, right? [naked] [implied]
Master's first rule. [slave] [group] [naked] [masturbation] [implied sex]
Sleepovers with friends is a little passé, isn't it? [naked] [group] [implied threesome]
There are benefits to dating an honour student. [naked] [classmate] [implied]
In your own little world
Winning elections can be hard without a strategy. [facial] [classmate] [naked] [public]
One last gamble. [naked] [game] [implied oral]
When your girlfriend is braver than you. [exhibitionism] [naked]
Relationship goals: keep the fun in it. [wholesome]
You're her kryptonite. [hallowe'en]
Being open to new experiences is key to a fulfilling life. [naked] [group] [implied
How to give him an ego boost. [virginity] [naked] [group] [implied foursome]
She was an old-fashioned kind of woman. [humour] [implied]
A trend in RPGs. [humour] [naked]
Seeing is believing. [implied] [group]
Going for a hike can make a great date with the right person! [implied]
She always got you in the end. [blowjob] [swallow]
Confessions don't always go the way you hoped, but that's not always bad. [sub]
Inspiration often comes from boredom. [blowjob] [implied]
The devil is in the details. [group] [naked] [implied] [mild femdom]
Like dinner, marriage is best kept hot. [implied] [naked] [group]
Doing her duties. [wedding] [group MF sex]
As temperatures rise, inhibitions fall. [naked] [group] [implied]
Sometimes size matters. [MF sex] [size]
Prove it! [naked] [implied] [st patricks day]
How thoughtful! [naked] [group] [implied]
When you're really close to your sister. [FFM] [group] [humour] [NOT incest, mostly]
Some problems are easier to solve than others... [implied threesome]
Forget bad memories, focus on the good ones. [MF sex] [wholesome]
It's amazing how different two siblings can be. [naked] [implied sex]
You can't have your cake and swallow it, too. [blowjob]
Sex still happens after years of marriage, it just sounds different. [naked] [implied]
A real problem these days. [implied sex] [naked] [group] [babysitter]