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The best-laid plans of mice and men oft go astray. [implied FFM]

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User: VanillaCaptions

Categories: VanillaCaptions

This isn't exactly how you planned to meet her parents... [relationship] [MF] [schoolgirl]

Note to self: 'old-fashioned' doesn't mean 'prudish'. [wife] [implied cunnilingus]

It was one hell of a first date... [implied] [naughty] [cute]

He was a dick, but he had a nice dick. [facial] [annoyed] [random schoolgirl]

She got impatient. [girlfriend] [implied] [masturbation]

Just how far was she willing to go? Further than she'd realized. [stripping] [public]

As you get older, your tastes change. [wife] [implied]

It was her last day as a librarian... [facial]

It's not an awful pickup line if it works. [implied anal]

She knew the Art of the Deal. [blowjob] [humour]

Always remember to say thank you. [naked] [group] [implied threesome]

Time for a change. [implied threesome]

High expectations. [naked] [implied sex]

Relationship goals: keep the fun in it. [wholesome]

Well, you heard the woman. [naked] [implied]

A magical time. [implied foursome] [wedding]

Best Babysitter Ever [Model: u/ohmagpieee]

The devil is in the details. [group] [naked] [implied] [mild femdom]

It's been a hard couple months, hasn't it? [wholesome]

A thoughtful hostess. [naked] [public] [implied cunnilingus]

Doing her duties. [wedding] [group MF sex]

An important rule to follow. [facial]

Sports builds character. [naked] [group] [implied threesome] [teammates]

It would be easier on housekeeping, after all... [naked] [implied]

"Truth or Dare?" "Truth." [naked] [implied sex]

Hint, hint. [friend] [implied] [wholesome]

Shopping can be sexy. [implied anal]

So I heard guys like girls who play dumb. [naked] [humour] [don't actually take this

Sure, coincidence. [implied MF sex] [virginity]

What an interesting and unrelated fact! [naked] [group] [implied threesome] [risky]

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