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She'd agreed to the threesome, but with reservations. Would she feel jealous when
She was a shrewd negotiator. [office] [implied]
Decisions, decisions... [FFM] [choice]
Your ego was a little hurt... but the rest of you was A-OK with this. [blowjob] [annoyed]
Sex is a form of stress relief, bonding and exercise all in one! [sex] [wholesome]
Some bets are well worth losing
Take every opportunity you can! [implied]
Nobody ever reads the flag code anymore, do they? [humour] [Fourth of July]
Summertime is wedding season! [double blowjob]
Mutual friends are the best! [implied sex] [naked] [wholesome]
When you've got a problem, try brainstorming about how you can turn it into a solution.
People really are friendly in the south! [flash] [implied MF sex]
Remind me to send her mom a nice bouquet on mother's day... [wife] [roleplay] [schoolgirl]
How you know you've done a good job. [FFM] [cum]
The standard rate. [office] [strip] [implied MF]
Every office has its own atmosphere. Some are more relaxed than others. [FFM]
Gotta play by the rules. [implied cunnilingus] [naked]
She wasn't known for her patience. [blowjob] [implied MF sex]
That last little bit of resistance. [implied lesbian] [implied FFM]
Your fwb wants you tonight...
Don't forget your friends who are lonely today. [group] [naked] [implied threesome]
The only size that matters is 'enough'. [cum] [MF sex] [wholesome]
She's not like other girls... [naked] [implied blowjob]
Rules of thumb are made to be broken. [naked] [implied] [age difference]
Be gentle... [naked] [group] [implied lesbian] [implied threesome]
It's amazing how much you can say in a single word. [cum] [implied MF sex] [mild
Sometimes you only realize what you had when it's gone. [naked] [implied] [ex] [sub]
It's going to be really hard to rebuild the tourism industry after the pandemic is
Sometimes it's just that easy. [implied MF]
Everybody has their own way to make work less boring. [naked] [cum]

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