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She loved her husband's gentleness. But sometimes he could be pushed so far he lost

She was a great girlfriend, but subtle was NOT part of her vocabulary. [implied]

Your girlfriend was the best wingwoman ever. [bi] [lesbian] [implied threesome]

Subtle as a Mack truck. [relationship] [cute] [implied] [she wants it]

The look on their faces would be priceless! [group] [implied] [locker room] [the

Be careful what you wish for; threesomes can open up conflicts you never knew were

Environmentalism is important! [implied threesome]

A nice surprise upon delivery

Ms. Marvel was in space for a LONG time. [parody] [implied]

Good husbands help their wives achieve their dreams. [FFM]

His wife couldn't keep a secret (and he was fine with it). [implied FFM]

Men never understand women

His heart was broken, and he just wouldn't shut up about it. [friend] [implied]

Tit for tat, as it were. [schoolgirl] [flash] [implied]

She didn't accept bullshit from her subordinates. [sex] [boss]

Dress to impress. [implied FFM]

Schoolgirls are meant to learn, right? [naked] [implied]

Sleepovers with friends is a little passé, isn't it? [naked] [group] [implied threesome]

What happens when an early bird marries a night owl? [implied sex]

Winning elections can be hard without a strategy. [facial] [classmate] [naked] [public]

She came with a warning label. [naked] [implied rough sex]

The girls were more respectful, the boys not so much

Being open to new experiences is key to a fulfilling life. [naked] [group] [implied

She was an old-fashioned kind of woman. [humour] [implied]

Seeing is believing. [implied] [group]

She was a good negotiator. [schoolgirl] [MF sex] [implied]

Nobody likes office drama! [office] [naked] [implied]

Seems like a fair deal. [naked] [implied] [virgin] [wholesome]

You can't have your cake and swallow it, too. [blowjob]

Whatever turns you on. [naked] [implied sex] [dirty talk]