zNSFW

hmu?on?snap?belviderelady87

https://i.imgur.com/lcgcojV.jpg

User: [deleted]

Categories: TalesFromAdultStores

My kind of football

Peek-A-Boo Has Changed

Sometimes, in the heat of the moment...

Transphobic Card Reader

We've all had that roommate

On the topic of dragon penises...

This is my super chill cat Rory. Here's here to tell you that I have some exciting

I put a bubble wand in the display case a few weeks ago, and nobody has pointed it

My store's stock is so low that we started a tally

I still remember the first time I opened a shipment and had the phrase "fuck

LPT: Adult retail is not Wal-Mart, we're expensive! Cheapskate customers are the

My store finally got shipments, so the tally is over!

The store next door got robbed, so my mom offered some advice

I'm not sure if the problem is with my hotel's internet or with imgur, but this is

When you finally get a shipment, but its 42 blow up sheep, and you still have to

We gave up on the tally a couple weeks ago. This was the final result.

Its my last day at the failing company. Here's the vibrator section in all of its

A customer just gave me a clump of cinnamon and honey, after showing off how his

I found a real dickbutt while ordering a shipment

Sometimes the cards tell a story

Porn Parody #1: Penetrator 2

2000 was a much simpler year

Erx-Men

We have a little something for everyone...

Thought you guys would appreciate my xmas sign for the male masturbators.

Presented without comment

TFW I took the StoreErotica survey they emailed 3 months ago because I was bored

Proud of my workplace: first day back open and our state isn't requiring customers

We opened back up today and I came in to this sign from my coworker.

I expect your strong banana in my wet pie sweetie :)

zNSFW.com