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My brother tried to break into his apartment
My arm yesterday
(NSFW) cut two of my fingers with a hedge trimmer
Lawn mower X foot
Bench grinder takes a little off the top
bull takes dude for a ride (OC)
Opened my hand while failing to open a wine bottle.
Tried blocking a kick this weekend
[nsfw] nearly got run over. smashed my balls on the handlebars of my bike. Worst
I was sharpening a knife when I cut my finger
High speed and gravel don't mix too well
A couple of years ago, I sliced my finger with a microwave
While moving an oven out of a truck, it slipped and landed on my finger. Not the
Man hit by branch
Co-worker got hit with hydraulic hose leak on a boom truck
At least my nail stayed on.
10 years ago today I shattered my humerus and the broken bone tore my tricep in half.
I’ve split the top of my finger parralel to my nail for about 1cm. (0.4 inch)
Wrecked my car 6 years ago
I experienced Hth the other day
Took part of my finger off in an accident, at least my nail stayed on I guess.
Hands in deep freeze for 6 hours to become more of an animal [NSFW]
Only a minor concussion
guillotined my finger in my ladder
NSFW tipped backwards on a four wheeler and landed on a glass jar.
Sulfuric acid burns on the eyelid turned into cellulitis of the eye socket.
Saw the dog bite post and figured I’d share my sisters dog bite *Very NSFW*
nsfw got a little too close to my box cutter
After taking a Punch with 4 seconds left.
[NSFW] I went unconscious at a friends house and my back snagged on a cabinet handle.
May I axe you a question?
Go fish they said. It'll be fun, they said.
What my removed ingrown toenail looked like after I removed the bandage
Suplex Goes Wrong
Flayed my finger open on the edge of a can lid.
Buddy was walking at work heard a snap and collapsed broken Fibula and Tibia
Archery practice gone wrong. (NSFW)
Well there's your problem
11 stitches later (nsfw)
Friend almost cut his finger off while making a guitar
My friend's dad's finger met a circular saw.
Chose to jump a barbed fence [OC]
Fell going 30km/h on my longboard
[NSFW] What my leg look like after cutting deep enough to hit the fat
Had a motorcycle accident where I got road rash on my knee and I just tripped..
Blister aftermath.
never give up
Accident from Facebook
He's right. Do not bite your nails.
My Lisfranc injury + mid-foot fracture from early 2018. I still remember that uphill
Lisfranc injury + mid-foot fracture from early 2018. Remembering that uphill limp
Came off my bike. Not too bad, took it on the chin
15 mm splinter under my nail
NSFW My mate had a skip door fall on his toe barefoot earlier...
I was moving stuff out a van and cut myself on some metal. It bled for about half
Cut my hand when I squeezed too hard on a glass.