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Makemycoffin

MMC after someone gets launched and lands on me
MMC after we nosedive immediately after takeoff
MMC after I have a heart attack while climaxing
MMC after I sit on the train tracks
MMC after I plug myself into a car while wet
MMC after I square up to the wrong person and get a hole in my neck
MMC after I light fireworks in my mouth
MMC after we t-bone a turning minibus taxi in South Africa
MMC after we drunkenly fall into the elevator shaft
MMC after the elevator starts descending before I get out
MMC after I make this sub a new banner that's hopefully more tasteful
MMC after my figure skating instructor plays around with a gas gun
MMC after I'm murdered over a game of mahjong
MMC after I jump in front of the metro
MMC After we get killed in airstrikes
MMC After i get electrocuted
MMC After i die from a tire explosion
MMC after we get shot in our car in broad daylight
MMC after we get into an argument and fall off a balcony
MMC After i get shot while trying to rob a prison guard
MMC after I get hit by a drunk driver
MMC after I run for office in Mexico
MMC after I commit robbery
MMC After i try to escape from this burning building
MMC After i get stabbed to death by a man whom i rejected
MMC After a robber takes my phone and then shoots me
MMC after I get shot from behind
MMC After we are killed by an ATGM strike
MMC After we get executed by Iraqi troops
MMC after my accomplice accidentally kills me during a robbery
MMC after I try to stab someone
MMC After the store owner shoots me to death while we try to rob his place
MMC after I accidentally blow myself up while trying to throw a grenade
MMC after I get in any of the blind spots ("dead angles") shown in this
MMC after I try to free a bird stuck on a power line
MMC After i get executed
MMC after a wood plank falls on me
MMC After i get into a brutal road accident
MMC after the police execute us
MMC After i get executed by drug dealers
MMC after I get run over
MMC after I pursue the people who robbed me
MMC After i hit a pole while trying to perform a stunt on this train
MMC After my head smashes into the ground after hitting a pothole
MMC After we get executed by hitmen
MMC after I get thrown off a balcony
MMC after I jumped in front of a train
MMC after I teach mobile users how to play imgur links. Just tap the imgur text and
MMC after I get into an argument
MMC after I try to do my job as police
MMC after our residential complex collapses
MMC after we got in a car crash
MMC after a former soldier shoots me in the head because he thinks I'm a drug addict
MMC after I jump off a building
MMC after I got caught in a machine
MMC After i by electrocute myself
MMC after I run into a truck because a dog spooked me