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Abs of Steel
Let's just say when The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas came out. She brought me into
Bleach
I might need some lubricant for this.
Do you like red heads?
Don't care how crazy she is!
Come over to the dark side.. (xpost /r/Storm_troopers)
That's how you give a show
Would you hit her too?
Totally. Elf ears and all
I'd even date her.
Even though I would end up bruised and broken
Here, let me show you something. (x-post /r/gifs)
In the basement when her father is out
I submitted this to /r/funny, but I think it belongs here also...
the little scratch on the roof of your mouth
I need this woman. (x-post from /r/WTF)
Three-Boobed Woman from Total Recall. You know you would!
Turanga Leela.
So it's mechanical? Who cares?
It's only a matter of time.
Even the mods of /r/bronyh8 admitted they WTF this piece of sugar.
Beans and Boobies
Nadezhda Tolokonnikova from Pussy Riot
Hostel 2 blood bath chick. Oh yeah.
Girl affected by allergic reaction.
Anybody else watch Ed Ed and Eddy?
Plus, she can toast marshmallows!
Ever since the first commercial I've always wanted to stick it in her.
It just makes it better in my opinion.
I have a thing for Show White, I really do, and this just makes it all the better.
Human Barbie from Ukraine
I'd even bring my own pennacilin.
Some people were complaining that this subreddit was getting off track... hopefully
What can I say? I'm a boob man
You know you would too...
Would learn lockpicking just so I could.
That Cheerful Canadian Ass...hell yeah. Teach her some things for that guide of hers.
Turtle power!
Looks stupid but that wouldn't stop me
Hey, she's not my other mother.
Nebula
Illyria
Well worth the possibility of being turned into chocolate
Cute Russian with a face tattoo.
These all apply
Proudly
Shes the one
I don't even care, I'm doing it!!
Kia hamster woman
It's creamy smooth
Human Barbie. As long as she has a real vagina and nipples, most definitely.
Totally worth the chance of being eaten
At night, in an empty mansion... (XPost from /r/woahdude)
Alien breeding
Kaitlyn Leeb as ‘Total Recall’s’ Three-Breasted Hooker!
All. Night. Long.
Anti-Gwenom

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