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At the hardware store? Come on, mom....
Dat Tampon String
EH EH OH GET OUT OF MY MOUTH
Oh what ya got there, son?
Learning Young
Baby and a Bong
That can also be used as a flotation device
Nice ass, mom
Fuckin classy, mom
"Thanks for the help, mom"
Sex Ed for the home schooled?
The perfect child seat.
There is no way mom won't be able to give her full attention like this.
Shit, mom's been drinking again.
I bet that kid makes watered down drinks
OK Bobby, play here until mommy gets back.
Fucked up priorities
The duel-purpose thong is great for teething as well.
Mom likes to keep the family classy.
Don't you just love "Bring Your Child To Work" day?
Damn mom, can't you clean the mirror first?
Id want to end it too
Gotta lock the kid up so she isn't hurt by the duckface.
Just a quick shot before she notices I'm practically undressed.
We'll just pretend we are at the zoo.
Does the baby in front of me make you horny?
Every kid needs a good role model.
Everyone gets something to suck on.
Her being asleep makes this completely acceptable.
Lil' Toddler shows where dat junk in da truck is at.
Vanity before hoops.
Showing off some thigh can work you up a thirst.
Just a little bonding time.
Don't worry, he's too young to understand.
Gotta learn them early.
Porn on the TV? Time to bust out the baby.
Arms over boobs + Young boy in the background = HOT
Nothing says "sexy" like posing with your toddlers next to you.
Can i play with those too?
Learning gun safety, starting young
Mom Smash!
Saw this on /r/WTF today
That baby is a peepin tom
At least their in the slow lane. That's smart thinkin.
The Surgeon General warns agasint Jackhammers while pregnant.
Just killing some time while he takes his bath
Yeah mom, great pose!
Just a quick sip.
Setting a good example
All those smiles are about to fade in 3...2..
Wow, the photo on the back does show more
At least I have padding if I fall forward
Play with this while mommy shows off her cleavage.
One way around the "No Children" rule.
At least she is covering her eyes
Chip off the old block
We're gonna send THIS one to CPS!

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