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Bangmybully

A good girlfriend is a cheating girlfriend.
Belonging to my colleague.
He knows how she likes it.
He kicked you out of the party. She stayed.
Give them the benefit of the doubt!
Everyone gave her a carrot to nibble.
[mom] It's been, like, two hours already.
[mom] This makes you the gang's whore's son.
[mom] Did you just try to confront her?
[mom] Can't they give your mother a break?
What's worst?
[mom] Isn't it time you learned YOUR place, too?
[mom] Just a hunch.
[mom] What do you think hurts more, your pride or mom's butt?
[mom] At least she is safe now.
[mom] You stealthily left your phone on your mom's bed and... (Link to AUDIO inside).
It started as a way to make me mad but I'm starting to like it...
Your girlfriend tried negotiating with the asshole that beat you up
He says she needs to feel what a real man's load feels like
[Mom]'s cooking wasn't that great, but your bullies didn't mind
[Mom] - Sometimes your bullies have mercy
[Mom] gets tricked by your bullies' 'science'
My first caption. Mommy wears her favourite bikini exclusively for your bully
So glad my mom's a cop (2/2)
I'm terrified to think of what he's gonna demand next. [Wife]
[mom] What keeps happening in your imagination is probably crazier than the actual
[mom] You TOLD her she can't go jogging like that!
He Brings Your Family Together
[mom] "My mom says she's ready, Chad..."
[mom] Telling mom didn't solve ANYTHING.
[mom] Your mom being a slut on the nude beach. Right in front of you. Nothing too
[sister] She tells you what your "friends" did to her.
Can you tell by the voice?
[mom] That's what her body is for.
Communication is key to a healthy relationship
When she fights my battles
[sister] Yeah, she loves you and would do anything to protect her little brother
Wimpy husband
[Mom] becomes the school nurse
[Mom] tries to solve your bully problem using her MBA degree
[mom] Either that, or you can hear her taking it somewhere in the house.
[mom] Bonding over being mom-watching losers.
[mom] That's what family is for.
[mom] What?! It's not like she's a secretary or something!
[mom] Phew!
[mom] The bed has been creaking for hours.
[mom] She was exhausted, so, after untying her, you had to carry your naked, cum-covered
Your fantasy his reality
It's going to be a long hour, loser
Having fun with your boss
Mom before and after THEY got their filthy hands on her...
[mom] "Leave my son ALONE!"
Lick it clean, because...
[sister] "Dear diary, I've changed my fucking mind. My big brother really is...
[mom] It makes a really cute little sound.
[mom] Tut-tut, you little twat.
You Just have to accept your fate.
What a bully!
My older sister sent my bully this picture and text. Do you think my bully throat
Won't Be Reporting Us To Campus