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Choosingbeggars

FB contrasts almost make this too easy...
Emily ain't nuttin ta fuck wit
"I need to be spoiled like a man is supposed to"
"There should only be one fat person per couple."
No sex, just pay me.
TIL fat people are allowed to have standards but if skinny people have standards
Sure thing, Ally.
Just bc I'm fat doesn't mean I like fat dudes
Must enjoy oral (x-post /r/Tinder)
Quickest left swipe I've done in a while
I am serious, buy me things
Scales are triggering
Dilbert knows how to do it
No hymen no diamond
Pregnant and ready to settle down? Oh boy!
She wants a lumberjack
I don't expect perfection, but damn.
The average neckbeard's criteria [xpost from JNBT]
Good luck with that.
"No mingers"
Why you're obligated to find me fucking attractive
Just because I'm fat, doesn't mean I'm into fat guys. [Xpost from Trashy]
Cargos should be the least of your worries.
Will never shave her bush
I will no longer accept the following flirations!
I don't think I'll be getting lucky with this woman any time soon.
I only want you for your money... Also, I'm fat
I will pay for nothing
"Nobody wants to talk to me!"
Oh nooooo
Yeah, I'm fat and ugly and I want a "hot" girl to fall into my lap. How
"Why aren't any of the rich hot celebrity guys I see on TV married to a fat
Looking for a sugar daddy with low standards
Refrigerator seeking tall, alpha baseball athlete
Once i move out of my parents basement and get a car, i'm going to have so much sex!
I want a tall, intelligent Black man who will give me lots of attention, and in return
Well that did not go well (x-post r/Tinder)
Good lord.
He will find peace as soon as women born in the 1990s go out with him
Only twice a week?
No no no no no no no no no (x-post from r/sugarlifestyleforum)
7 Bedrooms and no Kids ;D
I gained weight and use old pics, hairless white knight wipe away my debt!
Define 'cute af'
"My ideal woman in a [large-ass] nutshell" (x-post from /r/CringeAnarchy)
29 year old girl goes insane over cancelled date
Slim, white, under 26, not working, never been in a relationship, 5'2" to 5'4",
I'm not picky...
I won't message first
Also I'm not racist, but i don't mix races.
A choosing beggar gets absolutely destroyed.
I created a tool to calculate just how picky these choosers are - details inside
6'3" (no exceptions)
Vintage choosing beggars
Tis but a small request.
You can't be my boyfriend, but you can't have sex with anyone else. You must be muscular,
Bilingual choosing beggar
I won't message you or go on the date with you, but please pay for my Post Malone
When they talk about how great the exposure will be...
Girl I haven’t spoken to in 7 years wants benzodiazepines and adderall

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