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Choosingbeggars

I don't think anyone wants to see this..
The exception, not the rule.
Under 6 feet need not apply
Not to be racist but...
I swing all ways, including my fists.
Genius wanted, send weight height and job in 1st message ;) lol (x-post from r/justneckbeardthings)
Great joke
People paying a camgirl to show her butthole are rude and don't say happy birthday!
Paul Mitchell School and wants a grown up...
He's not going to message first.
Saw this lovely list on craigslist
Decent guys don't care about my size
Was on /r/funny, feels like it's appropriate here.
No fuckboys allowed
"I'm picky"
This guy
Looks like a dude, but if you're tall and funny she could be all yours!
"Don't let my pic fool you"
Just Saying.
My plans are foiled
Anyone? (X-post /r/trashy)
Found on /r/Tinder; Is this a weird meme, or are these actually people?
She believes she deserves a "fit and successful man"
Doesn't get along with gay guys...
Just what I wanted
International niceguy with that ? tinder game (x-post /r/niceguys)
"Buy me Starbucks and tell me I'm pretty"
A woman with a beautifull face
Be Tall
Sigh
XPOST from /r/cringeanarchy ...oh god, it hurts.
I wish I could live up to such lofty standards
"I should be a model"
Holy shit! (x-post from r/Okcupid)
Oh jeez, Fernando Delgado is a lucky man. Or was an unlucky one, not too sure.
My local craig's. List of unrealistic demands followed by "must love BBWs"
I generally think that posts without pictures aren't worth it, so I only clicked
Op posts in r/books asking how to pick up women (x-post from r/cringepics)
She is ready to head out with you for a sunset yacht cruise...
He keeps his head in the books, yet incorrectly capitalized the wrong "your,"
Hint: I am worth a lot
"I know I am looking for a unicorn [tee hee] but here is my list of demands.
All of the Food Groups
Looking for a tall guy who loves sports
If you spent as much time working on yourself as you spent dreaming about that, you
He's such a keeper <3
Ready for [f]un
Fat princess wants hot model, hot rich model, guy
Accept me for who I am #noblacks
Looking for drivers only!
Unique tastes...
Posted this on trashy, was told it belongs here
so what am I even supposed to get out of this deal? (NSFW)
Atleast She Gives You an Option
Haven't sold my artwork in years, turns out this beggar just wanted nudes. Sigh.
[nsfw] It’s Christmas...you mean I have to PAY for used panties?
Guy claimed a free trial to a paid service, asks for more free content to "promote"
I get these kinds of messages a lot but his threat was funny.
CB makes NSFW ASCII art. Posts it to NoFap. Gets banned. Turns to the top minds at
He’s gonna call the police because I won’t give him free content.