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Luciewildeisretarded

She's trying to taste what her asshole sounds like
No shoes no shirt, wait, I fucked up
Found me pot o' pink gold
Despite her fame, she could never get over her issues with that judgmental bitch
Barely knows what's going down
Titty fisting!
Millions wonder what she knows… it tastes like Smurf Berry Crunch
Even the butterfly is gasping for air
Mike testes. One, two… three?
"This robot penis makes my tongue itchy."
Too dumb to even do a duckface right
Raped by a ghost
So you can still see them while you're jerking off on her back
Is she on any social media or did she retire and go dark completely?
He said he was re-inflating my boobies
All nannies do this, right? (x-post from /r/BustyNaturals)
Always remember to floss your vagina twice a day
In a FaceApp alternate universe....
Her sister is 19, but since mom can't breastfeed anymore, Lucie took over
Do I have a temperature, Doctor?
Tutorial: How to get the heroin back out once inside
Trying hard to smile
Smiling: there was an attempt.
Nursing school wasn't going quite as expected, but she did get high marks
Though her back was sore, everyone assured her these were the best exercises
What to do in case of earthquake
Why does everybody keep staring at my necklace?
She thinks this is "dinner formal" attire
Every upvote is another millimeter her eyes wander apart
She's just chilly and would like a shirt
And he threw in the colonoscopy for FREE!
And now the crabs are gone, right?
"Fitness" jump rope between her honkers
The ol' Hershey, Pennsylvania steamer
The question was "place your hands over your heart and your wallet"
Boobs have to dry off 20-minutes before you leave the hot tub
They told me I'm holding the couch down
The weight is about equal
The Empress has, um, really GREAT clothes
She found a convenient sitting post in the garden
It's not premarital sex if you do it ALL from the back!
My yard doctor says this is how I fist my posture
Unicorn horn makes for mad fertility
That's not what they mean when they say "May be used as a flotation device"
Click this button to make money from internet strangers
She's pretty sure that's right
Not sure which opening gets what
The crew laughed for days over the "Lucie has no clothes" gag they played
The question was "Show us your knees"
Jailer sure as fuck about to let her out
You're about a quart low
We're past "pick a hole". Daddy, you can pick a crevice
Squeeze Those Puppies
She's Ready
Still Could Use Some Help!
Right Here!
Having A Taste
Please Help Me
Happy!
Expose The Puppies!

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