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Makemycoffin

MMC after i stand on the same platform as a falling tree
Almost MMC after killing a polar kill to stay alive.
Almost MMC after having to kill a polar bear
MMC after i lose half my face in a break and enter
MMC after my leg gets ripped off by heavy machinery!
Mmc after One minute of silence, to honor our fallen brother, Dead or Vegetable.
MMC after I don't know how to drive
MMC after I trip
MMC after somebody went cheap on building materials
MMC after my siblings pull a funny prank on me
MMC after I wipeout on my flying mattress.
MMC after I crashed into a tree after falling asleep
MMC after i stick half my body out of moving car!
mmc after we stand under a tree to save ourselves from getting wet
MMC after i get bulldozed and crushed!
MMC after taking shelter under a tree on a stormy day
MMC after we ambush NYPD officers!!!(2 separate shootings)
MMC after we ambush NYPD officers
MMC after the railing can't take any more weight
MMC after a truck runs me over
MMC After I sit on my scooter and do literally nothing in new york.
MMC after I drive my mini excavator into a ditch
MMC after I jaywalk into a cement mixer's blind spot
MMC after I rear-end a car stopped at a red light
MMC after a car hits me on a zebra crossing
MMC after a head on collision with a fellow biker
MMC after I try and stare down a T-72 tank.
MMC After I'm ambushed.
MMC after we attack with no infantry support, and some guy can come and throw a hand
MMC after a kid is left alone with animals.
MMC after I don't stop at an intersection
MMC after I was cooking with my kid
MMC after someone finds it annoying that I walk in the park peacefully
MMC after the guy I'm trying to rob doesn't know the meaning of fear
MMC after he says they are the hottest couple
MMC after learning that dogs are man's best friend
MMC when as a cyclist, this sub has REALLY made me appreciate, and wear these guys...
Ever eaten a pussy that's given birth?
MMC after my gloves get stuck
MMC after 9.81 m/s² aren't quite enough
MMC after I don't follow the officer's orders.
MMC after I was robbed and run over by a car a couple of times (Arkhangelsk, Russia)
MMC after poor guy gets dragged through a Lathe.
MMC after I jump on moving bus
MMC after I get too close to the edge
MMC after I'm electrocuted by live power cables on the ground with my baby
MMC after I slam into a forest checkpoint barrier
MMC after I get shot in the head while trying to rob this place
MMC After we get shot while having some food
MMC after we are attempt a retreat from a city and are massacred by Azerbaijani forces
MMC after I get shot multiple times by an Assault Rifle in my own garage
MMC after I shoot my wife in broad daylight, and then myself (xpost from /r/gunfights)
MMC after we get smashed by a truck
MMC after I'm crushed between two cars
MMC After my police car gets crushed between two trucks
MMC after I get hit by a car on my tractor
MMC after I get hit by a train
MMC after I get hit by a truck
MMC after a tree fell on our car
MMC after I get run over by a truck