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(NSFW) Pondered, in passing, where Russian billionaire hung his painting (Cost him
I like me eggs medium
This eggshell has a mildly penis-shaped lump on it
The morning shadow cast by this slide is overtly phallic
The glue placed on this box was shaped like a penis
This posts shadow looks like an erect penis. (Slightly NSFW)
This mushroom that looks like an albino penis
This brat I was about to eat looks like a toe.
My grandmother found a carrot in her garden that looks like a man's legs and penis
These cards are designed to look as dirty as the content.
a nsfw tree (nice wood)
Malteasers ice creams look like anal beads
This diner's logo looks like a pennis.
Came home to find a Magpie like this
Coincidence?... i think not! (Dairy brand on a milk carton in Germany)
This page of my book was folded during the printing process
My failed and broken tooth, extracted with cross-section visible. Possibly NSFW because
[NSFW] when using voice to text, if you say shit cunt it comes out as S*** C*** but
My cat taunting the camera whilst killing a chipmunk
Saturn's solar storm looks like boob. (NSFW?)
My Oreos are mildly sweet
While on vacation, my phone shows the time in my home country aswell as the country
A bird died by accidental hanging underneath a truck
[NSFW] 24 hours after I tried to prune my finger.
The settled yeast on the bottom of my beer slightly resembles a long penis
This dog's a dick... Literally
This sweet potato I found at work looks nsfw
This guy flew in to our car window while we were driving and lost his head.
I found a vagina that looks like Jesus praying (NSFW)
The name of this cleaning company sounds like a NSFW viral video (Two Girls and a
This Plant Looks Like a Penis (Elephant Amoranth)
I found a dead hawk
Monkey in denial.
The Most Peculiar Choice for the Lips
Steve-O's signature looks like a dick
In Scotland, own brand Irn Bru is spelt 'correctly'
This cucumber my friend was about to cut up for work
This keychain looks like both a male and female sex organ [NSFW]
The bag of carrots I bought contained the most phallic carrot I have ever seen.
This shadow erected against the wall behind my water bottle from an LED fidget spinner
My grape today had a pussy and an asshole [NSFW]
[NSFW] I found a rabbit's severed head in my driveway
I have a bf who loves to save porn pics and videos here on reddit so thought I'd
My nacho is...uh...
My wifes Xmas onepiece has little santas saying "ho ho", but from behind
This edamame looks like a vagina.
[Nsfw] I cut a capsicum and it looks like... well..
Someone put a top on a statue
This little guy I found floating on a leaf.
The bag sealer on my daughter's diaper pail resembles a butthole.
One hundred dollar bill with six sequential sixes.
My grandparents have a glassed-over well in their kitchen