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Okcupid

Maybe the question should just be, "Do you smoke or not?"
I was totally going to reply, until...
REALLY????????
Actual first message my female friend received and shared with me. All text, but
What happened to your face? And other pressing questions. (NSFW)
Hello OKC haterz
"Hey, I thought you were a fake but you look more like dogs. Or severed limbs."
I don't even know how to respond for once... [NSFW]
Correct answer to 'Wherefore art thou?' question.
Okchat demands tit pics.
Was I too mean? [NSFW]
Make me an offer I can refuse... [NSFW]ish
Sometimes, TinEye can be your friend.
Apparently he can bleed... [NSFW]
User was deleted, but the thumbnail lives on! (a.k.a. "first world okc moderator
It was only a matter of time until locals devolved to this...
Imagine the circumstances that could have led to this image. Okc got some drama!
Boobies where I wasn't expecting boobies!
Cognitive Dissonance
I guess my love of boobs is the 3 percent? NSFW-ish.
In Which I Deliver a Profane, Yet Deserved Response to a Sexual Proposition (NSFW)
- YOU ARE BEING INVADED -
Why am I matched up with people like this?
How can a girl resist?
Someone's pooping in my quiver.
The caption was "just hiking with friends"...
Uhhhh...
Rare elegance and feminine grace...
Generally not a good first message...nsfw...
Different strokes for different folks. NSFW text?
No shame in his game (Slightly NSFW)
[NSFW] Don't you hate it when there's multiple people in the picture and you can't
Taking this one home to mom...
Guys, I think I found "The One"
[NSWF] somehow I doubt that.
That's one way to get messages.
Ok Hottie sweet back tattoos
Why is there anyone that thinks this is an acceptable message?
/u/BruceWayneBot drewdie me a nudie
[Meetup] Reminder: Boston D Party Sat., 11/22 (nsfw)
This is why politely rejecting someone doesn't work as well as just ignoring them...Unsolicited
78% Match, to me or to each other?
Unsolicited sexting just doesn't work with typos... or at all.
My soulmate hasn't swiped right yet.
The ultimate bathroom selfie
Offspring: Doesn’t have kids.
At least OKC is occasionally entertaining [NSFW?]
Definitely going to murder you
Outgoing? You don't say...
We must all ask ourselves: why? What is the reason? The TRUE reason?
Quickmatch never disappoints. (Mildly nsfw)
What does it means when a girl calls me clever?
[NSFW] Animal Mating Rituals
When messaging a girl's Alt-account: How far do you think she glanced?
(NSFW-ish) Ok, how many of you have this problem?
? Ever see a profile pic and it was love at first sight? ? [NSFW]
When you say accidentally something weird and your date see through your disguise