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Sir, this is not the banana I expected. You have been misleading, indeed. (NSFW)
"Did you say 'Yeah sure' or 'Yes sir?'.  I said 'Yeah sure' but I meant 'Yes
Racism is not cool, Sir Hurricane.
Not knowing anything about Glenn Danzig, I believed this for far too many minutes...
He's not answering texts, but I'll bet he's browsing reddit. Hello Sir. (f)
[F] My sir ripped my shirt open ;) Not that I mind
No sir i will not.
My punishment (f)or not obeying sir...Need to wear this all day.
I get off reading PMs and may not always reply. Please forgive me sir?
So [f]ucking horny and Sir is not here... what shall I do???
I do not jest, sir. I do not jest...
I’m not uploading this for BDSMGW. I’m not uploading it for my sel[f]. I’m
My new toy finally came! But I'm not allowed to play with it till Sir gets home..
her punishment for not taking a picture for sir [f]
Playtime (f)or Sir. Edge but not allowed to orgasm training. My orgasms belong to
Good evening fellow sirs and madams of r/backyard chickens. May I be the first to
(F)orgot my bra, but not my seltbelt. Where to sir?
Sir was not having my attitude tonight. :(
Trying to not distract sir from the game.
That's not how it works, sir.
(F,18) Sir asked me to post this for you guys, as punishment for not following orders.
You’re not really going to spank me… are you sir?
My master wants me to put this up. When He went to work I ate all of my sweets He
Please sirs of Reddit it's not fair le tme out
Excuse me sir, that's NOT how it works!
Really sir, we do not have tape!
I misbehaved and now my Sir is threatening to not spank me. He'll do a spank [f]
Deeper, Sir, deeper … I’m not made out of sugar
Deeper, Sir, deeper … I’m not made out of sugar
I do not bite my thumb at you sir, but I do bite my thumb, sir
When presenting myself to a man or men for use, as here, what is the most favoured
My ass is not done yet, waiting [f]or you Sir
Look, sir, you're gonna have to work harder. How about rope, clamps? Handcuffs by
Sir, it’s quite possible this asteroid is not entirely stable ?
That's not how it works, sir.
please sirs i just want to cum, i need you to spank my clit with your fat cock until
"But sir, we have not been properly introduced!"
I posted this on Twitter and some dude retweeted with the comment happy birthday
No sir I did not cum as soon as my panties hit my lips...??(oc)
No, sir, I do not pee from my vagina.
That's def not a spank mark. No sir.
I love being helpless and not knowing what's coming next from Sir
Sir, A fellow who is not of these shores did recently call, seeking work. As a progressive
s-sir you're not going to call an emergency meeting are you? ? hmm how can I help
[32] They call me Sir Lancelot...Not sure why...
Definitely not sticking it in your face intentionally to try to give you a boner.
SIR'S HORNY BIMBOWHORE loves to be exposed and degraded! Tell her all your humiliating
Punishment for not capitalizing Sir when addressing u/Bull1204
I’m not a camel sir
Now you can't say I'm not working hard enough for my grades, Sir....